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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley & everyone!
Broadcast: The entire fleet.
Action: On the SS Wonderduck.
When: Today (July 7th)

so i tried something really ridiculous today i cant believe it actually worked!
back in asgard i got the power to grow and control plants?? which was really neat and nothing at all like my powers at home
but its something that i kept when i showed up here!

there were some really funny and annoying little flowers back there too that used to talk and sing and insult people all the time
so i tried to grow some here and it actually worked
look at these little guys!!! theyre so cute

[ and attached will be a short video of a half dozen flowers like these, all apparently napping. they're snoring, too, in a ridiculous and loudly exaggerated way. ]

just for my own sanity i probably wont grow very many, but i just wanted to let you guys know that if any flowers are mean to you then its probably my fault, im sorry! :p

[ and then, about five minutes later, the following message is tacked on: ]

omfg they all died in like four minutes ._.
i am a plant murderer .______.
i never should have tried to play plant god in space .__________.;;;;

Comments

[wilder]

Yes, well- there there.

Just remember this next time you get the urge to play goddess.

[thebarkside]

it was supposed to be fun!
and davesprite asked for them
urgghh this is just proof that theres no fun allowed here

[wilder]

I don't know. I've seen lots of people have fun without needing to create life.

[thebarkside]

you are trying to make that sound awful on purpose

[wilder]

No if I was being awful I'd suggest we can use their remains for salad tonight.

I mean, we're basically all out of fresh ingredients right now.

[thebarkside]

i have enough dirt left over to grow some veggies :/
especially now that these little guys dont need it i guess

[wilder]

And you won't get upset if we eat the veggies you grow?

[thebarkside]

most veggies i grow cant say my name

[wilder]

"Most".

[thebarkside]

thats a valid thing to say!!!!

[wilder]

If you say so.

[thebarkside]

besides, our kitchen here has plenty of food

[wilder]

Yeah, but it's not fresh food.

[ SPOILED BRAT ALERT ]