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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley & everyone!
Broadcast: The entire fleet.
Action: On the SS Wonderduck.
When: Today (July 7th)

so i tried something really ridiculous today i cant believe it actually worked!
back in asgard i got the power to grow and control plants?? which was really neat and nothing at all like my powers at home
but its something that i kept when i showed up here!

there were some really funny and annoying little flowers back there too that used to talk and sing and insult people all the time
so i tried to grow some here and it actually worked
look at these little guys!!! theyre so cute

[ and attached will be a short video of a half dozen flowers like these, all apparently napping. they're snoring, too, in a ridiculous and loudly exaggerated way. ]

just for my own sanity i probably wont grow very many, but i just wanted to let you guys know that if any flowers are mean to you then its probably my fault, im sorry! :p

[ and then, about five minutes later, the following message is tacked on: ]

omfg they all died in like four minutes ._.
i am a plant murderer .______.
i never should have tried to play plant god in space .__________.;;;;

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[wilder]

[ Kaneis could honestly care less about these plants living. They sounded very annoying even just from the snoring alone and worse, they were on his ship. In fact it's very much to his relief to hear that they died from her space plant god playing.]

[So what does he do to console her? He turns on the audio and...plays that famous bit of the Funeral March song.]

[With a kazoo.]

[Rest in pieces annoying flowers, rest in pieces]

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[thebarkside]

where did you even get a kazoo

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[wilder]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well that emote didn't translate well into courier new at all

[thebarkside]

(´;︵;`)
cmon, have a little respect for the dead

[wilder]

Seriously? They're plants.

[thebarkside]

yeah, but they were still alive!!!
i feel so bad :(

[wilder]

Yes, well- there there.

Just remember this next time you get the urge to play goddess.

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[arcanepower]

[And because Belth is an opportunist...]

I could probably make some kind of elixir out of those plants.

[thebarkside]

it was supposed to be fun!
and davesprite asked for them
urgghh this is just proof that theres no fun allowed here

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[thebarkside]

An elixir of what?

[ why... would you want to... seems to be her line of thinking ]

[wilder]

I don't know. I've seen lots of people have fun without needing to create life.

[thebarkside]

you are trying to make that sound awful on purpose

[wilder]

No if I was being awful I'd suggest we can use their remains for salad tonight.

I mean, we're basically all out of fresh ingredients right now.

[thebarkside]

i have enough dirt left over to grow some veggies :/
especially now that these little guys dont need it i guess

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[summerschild]

[Bran is completely enamored with the flowers, and stares at them with wide eyes while they're still alive.]

I've never seen flowers like that before. Is it a kind of magic?

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[thebarkside]

Yes, it is! Bran, you don't remember me at all, do you?

[ OH SHE DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE ]

[summerschild]

[Bran notices her and his eyebrows go up about a mile. WAIT WHAT IS HAPPEN.]

H-how do you know my name?

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[arcanepower]

Well, I won't know what is viable until I distill it. It could be anything-- a potion to silence people, or make them talk...

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[thebarkside]

[ HRMMM ]

You can have them, if you promise to let me know what they make.

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[tobeajedi]

Wait, you GOT a new power?

Sorry about your plants.

[wilder]

And you won't get upset if we eat the veggies you grow?

[thebarkside]

most veggies i grow cant say my name

[thebarkside]

Oops, oh, um, sorry.

[ pull it back jade... ]

I kind of knew you in the last place I was at. A version of you.

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[thebarkside]

i got it at the last place i was at!
and its okay
i just feel bad for them :(

[summerschild]

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[. . .]

I'm afraid I don't understand.