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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley & everyone!
Broadcast: The entire fleet.
Action: On the SS Wonderduck.
When: Today (July 7th)

so i tried something really ridiculous today i cant believe it actually worked!
back in asgard i got the power to grow and control plants?? which was really neat and nothing at all like my powers at home
but its something that i kept when i showed up here!

there were some really funny and annoying little flowers back there too that used to talk and sing and insult people all the time
so i tried to grow some here and it actually worked
look at these little guys!!! theyre so cute

[ and attached will be a short video of a half dozen flowers like these, all apparently napping. they're snoring, too, in a ridiculous and loudly exaggerated way. ]

just for my own sanity i probably wont grow very many, but i just wanted to let you guys know that if any flowers are mean to you then its probably my fault, im sorry! :p

[ and then, about five minutes later, the following message is tacked on: ]

omfg they all died in like four minutes ._.
i am a plant murderer .______.
i never should have tried to play plant god in space .__________.;;;;

Comments

[thebarkside]

Oops, oh, um, sorry.

[ pull it back jade... ]

I kind of knew you in the last place I was at. A version of you.

[summerschild]

...

[. . .]

I'm afraid I don't understand.

[thebarkside]

Um. Right. Okay. Sooo... you know how we were all brought to this weird universe? There are other places like this out there.

[summerschild]

[Bran just... slowly nods, half understanding.]

[thebarkside]

And.... there was a version of you in the last place that I was at, too.

[summerschild]

Do you mean to say that there is more than one... me?

[thebarkside]

No! No, no, nope. There is only one you, you are the only person who will ever be you! No one else will ever have the exact same life that you do, or your exact memories or experiences. You're the only you that the whole universe will ever have.

[ that comes quickly, stubbornly. IT'S ALMOST LIKE this is an argument she had with davesprite for a solid year or something, w o w. ]

... but there are other versions of you. Just - a you that went somewhere else instead of here.

[summerschild]

[Another "version" to sounds to him like basically the same thing, but he's already so bewildered that he doesn't argue the point again.]

Who are you?

[thebarkside]

..ehehe. It's Jade, sorry, I should have said that earlier. I was teaching you how to use guns in the last place I was at.

[summerschild]

[That perks his ears up. Metaphorically, he doesn't have dog ears like her right now.]

You taught me to shoot?

[And the more important question.]

Could you... maybe you could do it again? The woman who told me about them won't teach me.

[thebarkside]

Um! Yeah, sure, that shouldn't be a problem. But we'll need actual weapons, and a place to practice that isn't in space. I feel like shooting at the walls here could be kinda dangerous.

[summerschild]

Oh... I hadn't thought of that before.

[He looks around him, a bit sheepish.]

Perhaps the next time we land, then!