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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley & everyone!
Broadcast: The entire fleet.
Action: On the SS Wonderduck.
When: Today (July 7th)

so i tried something really ridiculous today i cant believe it actually worked!
back in asgard i got the power to grow and control plants?? which was really neat and nothing at all like my powers at home
but its something that i kept when i showed up here!

there were some really funny and annoying little flowers back there too that used to talk and sing and insult people all the time
so i tried to grow some here and it actually worked
look at these little guys!!! theyre so cute

[ and attached will be a short video of a half dozen flowers like these, all apparently napping. they're snoring, too, in a ridiculous and loudly exaggerated way. ]

just for my own sanity i probably wont grow very many, but i just wanted to let you guys know that if any flowers are mean to you then its probably my fault, im sorry! :p

[ and then, about five minutes later, the following message is tacked on: ]

omfg they all died in like four minutes ._.
i am a plant murderer .______.
i never should have tried to play plant god in space .__________.;;;;

Comments

[thebarkside]

[ oh god she's trying so hard not to smile. ]

I'm wounded by the insinuation.

[feathery]

[Rude, Jade, rude.]

I'm gonna teach someone here how to rap.

[Unless he miraculously finds a like-minded individual.]

[thebarkside]

I wanna sit in on the lessons! Maybe I'll pick something up.

[ what is rap even supposed to sound like. she has no idea. ]

[feathery]

[Jade??? He is so disappointed. He's known you for how many years?]

Nope. This class is for serious artists only. You'll have to wait for the unveiling like everybody else.

[thebarkside]

[ yeah AND??? ]

Like you could stop me anyway.

[feathery]

I'll stick gum in your hair.

[He doesn't even have any gum.]