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jade harley [ HOMESTUCK ] ([personal profile] thebarkside) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-07-07 11:02 am

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Who: Jade Harley & everyone!
Broadcast: The entire fleet.
Action: On the SS Wonderduck.
When: Today (July 7th)

so i tried something really ridiculous today i cant believe it actually worked!
back in asgard i got the power to grow and control plants?? which was really neat and nothing at all like my powers at home
but its something that i kept when i showed up here!

there were some really funny and annoying little flowers back there too that used to talk and sing and insult people all the time
so i tried to grow some here and it actually worked
look at these little guys!!! theyre so cute


[ and attached will be a short video of a half dozen flowers like these, all apparently napping. they're snoring, too, in a ridiculous and loudly exaggerated way. ]

just for my own sanity i probably wont grow very many, but i just wanted to let you guys know that if any flowers are mean to you then its probably my fault, im sorry! :p

[ and then, about five minutes later, the following message is tacked on: ]

omfg they all died in like four minutes ._.
i am a plant murderer .______.
i never should have tried to play plant god in space .__________.;;;;
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-07-10 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
... Sorry, was that supposed to be convincing?
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-07-10 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
... Home, huh. I can understand that, I guess.

Sorry if this is a weird question, but did you know someone named 'Tavros' there?
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-07-10 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew him as Wren, but yeah. Was he doing okay there?
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-07-10 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[The feed is silent for a minute, and then.]

Oh, fuck, another one?
experiencepoints: (Dude sucks dick for coke I seen him.)

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-07-10 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Good.

[If you turned out to be the troll who threw him off a cliff that one time, Nightingale would have had problems.]

That makes you from the same place as Roxy and Davesprite, then?
experiencepoints: (I'll take mine gilded. 25 karats.)

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-07-10 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh- Oh, right! I'm Nightingale.

Jade, huh. ... Were you the green one?
experiencepoints: (You're inside my house?)

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-07-10 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Mostly no? I really have no idea how to answer this. Can I start over?

[Some people are good at handling unexpected situations. Nightingale is not one of them.]
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-07-10 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I sort of accidentally saw a bunch of Wren's memories and some of those included you?

[please don't ask which ones please don't ask which ones please don't ask which ones]
experiencepoints: (Dishonor on your cow.)

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-07-10 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fuck.]

Um. It might have been both of those things.
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-07-10 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not even close to the most awkward thing I've had to deal with because of him. Don't worry about it. Sorry for bringing it up.

[that makes two of us]
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-07-10 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's...

[There's a pause.]

I was going to say that sucks, but given what I know about where you're from, that's probably a good thing, isn't it.
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-07-10 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately, Nightingale's been doing that herself enough that she gets it.]

But it's not really relevant anymore.

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