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Who: Jade Harley & everyone!
Broadcast: The entire fleet.
Action: On the SS Wonderduck.
When: Today (July 7th)

so i tried something really ridiculous today i cant believe it actually worked!
back in asgard i got the power to grow and control plants?? which was really neat and nothing at all like my powers at home
but its something that i kept when i showed up here!

there were some really funny and annoying little flowers back there too that used to talk and sing and insult people all the time
so i tried to grow some here and it actually worked
look at these little guys!!! theyre so cute

[ and attached will be a short video of a half dozen flowers like these, all apparently napping. they're snoring, too, in a ridiculous and loudly exaggerated way. ]

just for my own sanity i probably wont grow very many, but i just wanted to let you guys know that if any flowers are mean to you then its probably my fault, im sorry! :p

[ and then, about five minutes later, the following message is tacked on: ]

omfg they all died in like four minutes ._.
i am a plant murderer .______.
i never should have tried to play plant god in space .__________.;;;;

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Oh. Good.

[If you turned out to be the troll who threw him off a cliff that one time, Nightingale would have had problems.]

That makes you from the same place as Roxy and Davesprite, then?

Yup! Davesprite and I have been friends for ages, actually. Which - oh, right, my name is Jade, I haven't actually mentioned that, have I.

Huh- Oh, right! I'm Nightingale.

Jade, huh. ... Were you the green one?

Have you met me?

No. Mostly no? I really have no idea how to answer this. Can I start over?

[Some people are good at handling unexpected situations. Nightingale is not one of them.]

[ she's cracking up a little. ]

No! No starting over allowed. How did you know I'm the green one? That's all I mean.

I sort of accidentally saw a bunch of Wren's memories and some of those included you?

[please don't ask which ones please don't ask which ones please don't ask which ones]

[ there's no way she can't, okay, because- ]

-- oh, jeez. He and I didn't really talk THAT much. Did you see the really awkward thing or the really sad thing?

[Fuck.]

Um. It might have been both of those things.

Ahahaha, oh my god. That's so awkward, I'm sorry.

[ she sounds. mostly just sheepish, tbh. ]

It's not even close to the most awkward thing I've had to deal with because of him. Don't worry about it. Sorry for bringing it up.

[that makes two of us]

Don't worry about it. I honestly haven't even thought about that stuff in a really long time.

That's...

[There's a pause.]

I was going to say that sucks, but given what I know about where you're from, that's probably a good thing, isn't it.

Well... mostly I was just in Asgard for almost two years. And it's not like I've forgotten things about home, but... [ she trails off with a shrug, sort of forgetting that that's not audible. ]

[Fortunately, Nightingale's been doing that herself enough that she gets it.]

But it's not really relevant anymore.

Or just not... right now, I guess.

Yeah... Makes sense.

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