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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley & everyone!
Broadcast: The entire fleet.
Action: On the SS Wonderduck.
When: Today (July 7th)

so i tried something really ridiculous today i cant believe it actually worked!
back in asgard i got the power to grow and control plants?? which was really neat and nothing at all like my powers at home
but its something that i kept when i showed up here!

there were some really funny and annoying little flowers back there too that used to talk and sing and insult people all the time
so i tried to grow some here and it actually worked
look at these little guys!!! theyre so cute

[ and attached will be a short video of a half dozen flowers like these, all apparently napping. they're snoring, too, in a ridiculous and loudly exaggerated way. ]

just for my own sanity i probably wont grow very many, but i just wanted to let you guys know that if any flowers are mean to you then its probably my fault, im sorry! :p

[ and then, about five minutes later, the following message is tacked on: ]

omfg they all died in like four minutes ._.
i am a plant murderer .______.
i never should have tried to play plant god in space .__________.;;;;

Comments

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[cpt_ressentiment]

guess it's harder growin plants in space??
or snoring plants?? guess both would be even harder.
do u even have like plant food or somethin?

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[thebarkside]

nope
no plant food :(
i will try to pick something up on the next station or planet

[cpt_ressentiment]

maybe that will help!
so ur gonna try again right?

[ Because he has to admit, he's curious about these talking-ish plants... ]

[thebarkside]

nooo way
no no no no D:
are you crazy