4. [video]

[pompous_today]

Who: Simon Tam and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Anywhere
When: July 7th

[Simon has an expression of mild disgust on his face as he turns the camera on, examining a bottle of soda.]

Has anybody else gotten some personalized cola bottles from the sponsors? I mean, they are clearly meant for me, but my name is misspelled on a few of them, and then... there's this one.

[Simon turns it toward the camera: it has the infamous "you tried" star... with Simon's face on it.]

I got a gold star for... what? Dissecting sentient creatures? Playing my part like a good television star? Being myself? Did I fail at whatever I tried to do?

[[OOC NOTE: This was just a fun idea I had- in the vein of Share A Coke bottles, the sponsors have decided to gift Fleet members with their own personalized bottles of soda. Except their names won't necessarily be spelled correctly, or the soda will have weird flavors, or be loaded with caffiene- be creative!]]

Comments

[alwayscomeback]

...Well, that's marginally terrifying. That bad?

[save_the_souls]

Yes, that bad.

In fact, I'm not even sure thinking of the word is a good idea around her.

[SHE'LL KNOW. SOMEHOW]

[alwayscomeback]

[Staring. Carefully taking a step away from the crate. Just in case she can sense it via osmosis, too. ]

There are some things I never want to see in my life, and Ino that angry isn't one of them.

[save_the_souls]

[ Good plan man, good plan. ]

That's a very wise sentiment. [He nods. Much approved captain, much approved]

[alwayscomeback]

...You think maybe if we get rid of them all, we'll calm her ire a little?

[save_the_souls]

Maybe. I'd be all for throwing it out the airlock.

[Not even worth trying to sell honestly]

[alwayscomeback]

If you're willing to waste a possible way to make extra money, it's really, really bad. Airlock it is.