i'm gonna show you crazy

[deshabille]

Who: Everyone on the SS Caprine!
Broadcast: None :(
Action: mingle mingle mingle
When: month-wide, get in here whenever you want

[hey everybody it's a mingle]

[when you're not sunbathing on planet sandals beach resort, GET IN HERE]

Comments

[deshabille]

[Oh, gods, not this again.]

The Disc. Where I come from. Round and flat, like a disc, see? With oceans at the edges, mountains in the middle.

[She doesn't go into the elephants or Great A'Tuin, because . . . people just hardly ever believe that.]

[nextlineis]

[He squints.]

So...your world is flat? And you can actually fall off the edge?

[This should be very straightforward, but he is 90% confused as to how that's actually possible.]

[deshabille]

Yes. You've got it exactly.

[A long pause, as she looks up at the stupid look on his face very carefully.]

It's magic, [she adds helpfully.]

[nextlineis]

[Is that really helpful? Is it?]

[...No, it's really not.]

But how does that work? Planets are always round.

[deshabille]

Obviously they're not. That just goes to show your limited and prejudiced Roundworld perspective.

[She clicks her tongue and shakes her head at him. Is she joking? Is she?]

[Yes, she mostly is.]

[nextlineis]

I don't think you can be prejudiced about world shapes.

[deshabille]

Maybe no one was before you. You're a trendsetter.

[nextlineis]

You say that like I'd want to be a trendsetter about something like that?

[Aviator caps and crop tops? Sure. Prejudice? Eh, not so much.]

[deshabille]

Sometimes you don't choose the trendsetter life. It chooses you.

[God only knows where she picked that up.]

[nextlineis]

I don't think you could sound more full of shit right now even if you tried.

[deshabille]

[She laughs at that, shrugging loosely.]

I could. I'm very good at it. But I won't, just for you.

Anyway, it's still true.

[nextlineis]

What is?

[...He lost the thread of conversation, whoops.]