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[demideific]

WHO Itzal Noah / you
BROADCAST Video all over fleet-wide
ACTION On the Wonderduck!
WHEN Shuffle-ish (July 19th)

[ There's a young man on the camera. The video looks impromptu but not accidental where he's found himself in the Wonderduck's bridge. He does not look happy, nor does he seem very confused. Just angry. Indulgently angry in the way only a teenager can be. ]

Hey, chuckleshits! Whoever is running this show should send me back right now before I get ready to pull the whole thing apart. Bygones and bygones and all that shit, as long as you reverse your damn polarity and get me back to Terminus!

Which, what the fuck? You pull me, but Argent gets a fucking pass? How do you guys even decide this? This is not karmic, no way, not if that motherfucker isn't here with me.

[ There's a pause, like he isn't sure what to say next. ]

You're space is all fucked up, too. Not enough stars. You taking us to the ends of the universe or something? Fuck.

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[zessica]

[Well that throws her off, and her expression shows that.]

Excuse me?

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[demideific]

What? You're all incomprehensible!

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[zessica]

Who and what are you talking about?

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[demideific]

You! Them! Everyone involved with stupid-ass shit like this getting pulled around for no fucking reason. You don't get anything.

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[zessica]

Then enlighten us. [She's still so patient with this whiny child nonsense.]

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[demideific]

[ It resembles a miracle, really. ]

Why should I? There's always going to be more of you and I'm going to waste my breath now because whatever gets said to the people later isn't going to be right, and I wouldn't explain it more than once. [ He huffs. ] Besides, it's got to do with Terminus and not this dump of a fleet, anyway. This is a whole new sundae made of garbage, shit and cluelessness.

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[zessica]

So you're pretty much whining for the sake of whining at this point. [Sort of an eye roll.] Is that any fun for you?

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[demideific]

Fuck yeah. What else is there to do?

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[zessica]

I highly doubt any answer I throw at you would be good enough for someone of such discerning taste.

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[demideific]

Pfah, you would think wrong. I'm always open to suggestions. Seriously, we're trapped on nothing better than a floating tin can, aren't we?

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[zessica]

Well, right now we're on a planet with a beach and market. Enjoy that, and try to stock up on things to entertain you when we're back in space.

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[demideific]

Wait, are you shitting with me?

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[zessica]

[She sighs.] What now?

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[demideific]

We're at a planet?!

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[zessica]

[She gives a rather spectacular "are you for real" face before replying.] Yeah, we are.

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[demideific]

Fuck. This isn't how I wanted my first off-planet-planet-drop to go! [ He looks mildly angry and disappointed but also there's some kind of vibrating energy to him. ] There's a beach?

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[zessica]

I'm so sorry I've ruined your dramatic speech with this information. [She sounds almost fake apologetic.]

I'll make it up to you by saying, yes there is a beach. It's a big one with a great view.

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[demideific]

Oh, shut the fuck up.

What kind of market does it have? Anything weird or alien?

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[zessica]

Hm, I'd love to answer, but you wanted me to shut up. You'll have to make up your mind.

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[demideific]

Are we really going for simple-minded bullshit right now?

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[zessica]

That's your call, since you're the one instigating it. [So matter of fact.]

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[demideific]

Answer the question.

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[zessica]

Yup. [That's it, that's the answer.]

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[demideific]

Hey, fuck you, too.

[ He flips a bird to the camera. ]

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[zessica]

Hey, I was saying there is some weird and alien stuff. At least to me. I've got no idea what you are.