birdsbirdsbirds: (♣ robin you fuckin' meatball)
яσвιи яє∂вяєαѕт ([personal profile] birdsbirdsbirds) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-07-20 08:53 pm

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Who: Robin
Broadcast: Audio, accidentally open to the whole fleet.
Action: If applicable!
When: Middle of the day this week.

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[it kind of seems like Robin didn't mean for this message to be public, what with the way his voice suddenly cuts in mid-word and keeps going as if he was already talking to someone. quietly.]

--utes late, since I'm staying with this family... They're nice, but the old lady always accosts me when I try to leave. She's convinced I've never eaten in my life. She's, I don't know, four feet tall? Talks with this weird accent? Her daughter says it's because she's from a northern island, but I think she's just fucking with me--

[and here he is cut off by the sudden cackling of a much older woman. her voice gets louder and she presumably invades his personal space. she does have a weird accident. she might be making it up.]

Bird boy! Are you talking to your friend? Tell them they do not feed you enough! [another hearty cackle.] You're so tall and thin that the wind will pick you right up, whip you around like a kite!

I'm-- [awkward.] I'm probably going to be fine, ma'am...

No, no. You are too skinny! And too pale.

[there's a sudden "ggkk--" from Robin, but nothing else.]

You look like fish belly. Sick child. Go sit in the sun instead of staying inside another day, like real bird!

[Robin may or may not quietly mumble something about that just being "what he looks like" before the message (thankfully) ends. how awkward. still, nothing says you can't leave a message in response...]
heresyandlace: (court is in session)

voice

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-21 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
....



[HE SIGHS.

for fuck's sake, Robin.]
bolder: no idea (Happy ☍ Cackle)

voice;

[personal profile] bolder 2015-07-21 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Just... a lot of laughter. Really, that's it. Sorry, bro.]
ino: (Plotting.)

voice;

[personal profile] ino 2015-07-21 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, someone just got mom'd.
heresyandlace: (sits like a whore)

yes that

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-21 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Are you bringing any friends?

Three is a crowd, you know.
slukhtis: (bane ► my slight of hand)

voice;

[personal profile] slukhtis 2015-07-21 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ha, someone got told off.
limitstorm: (ღ snrk; ❝something terrible is going.❞)

audio;

[personal profile] limitstorm 2015-07-21 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ snicker. ]

Now you know how it feels!
heresyandlace: (above you)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-21 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
But you two seemed to be getting along so well.

[cooperating? what's that?]

She's right, though. You really should get a tan while you're here.
slukhtis: (bane ► kindly cut to the chase)

voice;

[personal profile] slukhtis 2015-07-21 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Don't frown so much, you'll get wrinkles.
bolder: <user name=an1mei3> (Happy ☍ Cool)

voice;

[personal profile] bolder 2015-07-21 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but it's still fantastic! Thanks for the entertainment. [She still sounds like she ended a long bout of laughter.]
ino: (IT'S HUGE)

voice;

[personal profile] ino 2015-07-21 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That's just how it goes. These things turn on when you least expect it.

--Wait, seriously?
onlyanapple: (Smug)

Video

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2015-07-21 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, Bird Boy has finally got himself a mother hen to watch over him.

[He wipes an imaginary tear from his eye.]

How very touching. Real Hallmark moment, that.
heresyandlace: (a fickle thing)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-22 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Wake me when you get here.

[already so bored. this is why he never shows up to things on time.]

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