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[birdsbirdsbirds]

Who: Robin
Broadcast: Audio, accidentally open to the whole fleet.
Action: If applicable!
When: Middle of the day this week.

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[it kind of seems like Robin didn't mean for this message to be public, what with the way his voice suddenly cuts in mid-word and keeps going as if he was already talking to someone. quietly.]

--utes late, since I'm staying with this family... They're nice, but the old lady always accosts me when I try to leave. She's convinced I've never eaten in my life. She's, I don't know, four feet tall? Talks with this weird accent? Her daughter says it's because she's from a northern island, but I think she's just fucking with me--

[and here he is cut off by the sudden cackling of a much older woman. her voice gets louder and she presumably invades his personal space. she does have a weird accident. she might be making it up.]

Bird boy! Are you talking to your friend? Tell them they do not feed you enough! [another hearty cackle.] You're so tall and thin that the wind will pick you right up, whip you around like a kite!

I'm-- [awkward.] I'm probably going to be fine, ma'am...

No, no. You are too skinny! And too pale.

[there's a sudden "ggkk--" from Robin, but nothing else.]

You look like fish belly. Sick child. Go sit in the sun instead of staying inside another day, like real bird!

[Robin may or may not quietly mumble something about that just being "what he looks like" before the message (thankfully) ends. how awkward. still, nothing says you can't leave a message in response...]

Comments

voice

[heresyandlace]

....



[HE SIGHS.

for fuck's sake, Robin.]

1/2; voice

[birdsbirdsbirds]

...Accosted.

[like he was saying.]

It's a small kitchen.

2/2; voice; and now private

[birdsbirdsbirds]

I'll take it you picked up the part where I'll be late, then.

I'm finally on my way.

yes that

[heresyandlace]

Are you bringing any friends?

Three is a crowd, you know.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[forcibly pleasant:]

And ruin our lovely afternoon? I would never dream of it. Find us a good spot, okay?

voice;

[bolder]

[Just... a lot of laughter. Really, that's it. Sorry, bro.]

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[when he finally checks back, he just... sighs.]

This is not what I wanted.

voice;

[bolder]

Yeah, but it's still fantastic! Thanks for the entertainment. [She still sounds like she ended a long bout of laughter.]

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

What can I say. We're a real hoot. [...] You should listen to her trying to set me up with a girlfriend. This lady's trouble.

voice;

[ino]

Oooh, someone just got mom'd.

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

... In my defense, I'm still not sure why my frequency suddenly went public.

Also in my defense, I'm told that she wrestles sharks.

voice;

[ino]

That's just how it goes. These things turn on when you least expect it.

--Wait, seriously?

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[more quiet mumbling, "well they shouldn't..." not like there's much he can do about it.]

As seriously as I can guess. I mean, I still think she's full of shit half the time, but she's got some slick scars on her arms and a pretty mean grip strength. She just laughs when I ask about it.

voice;

[slukhtis]

Ha, someone got told off.

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Someone has a drastic misunderstanding of skin tone and overall mass.

[annoyed huff.] And I'm so thrilled that it went public just for my adoring audience.

voice;

[slukhtis]

Don't frown so much, you'll get wrinkles.

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Please. Don't smirk so much, you'll get a black eye.

audio;

[limitstorm]

[ snicker. ]

Now you know how it feels!

audio;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

How what feels?

[what could he have possibly done to deserve this?]

Video

[onlyanapple]

Awww, Bird Boy has finally got himself a mother hen to watch over him.

[He wipes an imaginary tear from his eye.]

How very touching. Real Hallmark moment, that.

Audio

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[the only downside of getting acquainted with Crowley is that he is now, unfortunately, acquainted with Crowley. he refuses to go video.]

I don't know what that last part means, but I'm going to assume it's more derision.

Video forever

[onlyanapple]

[It's a double edged sword, truly. Crowley remains on video, his big smirking face there for all to see.]

You say that as if I'm a very derisive person.

voice;

[reproducer]

How embarrassing! Getting scolded like that in front of everyone...

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[when he gets back to check the message, he clicks his tongue...]

Unusual, certainly. Don't be rude about it.

voice;

[reproducer]

It's not rude just because you're embarrassed!! [Sunny smile!]