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яσвιи яє∂вяєαѕт ([personal profile] birdsbirdsbirds) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-07-20 08:53 pm

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Who: Robin
Broadcast: Audio, accidentally open to the whole fleet.
Action: If applicable!
When: Middle of the day this week.

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[it kind of seems like Robin didn't mean for this message to be public, what with the way his voice suddenly cuts in mid-word and keeps going as if he was already talking to someone. quietly.]

--utes late, since I'm staying with this family... They're nice, but the old lady always accosts me when I try to leave. She's convinced I've never eaten in my life. She's, I don't know, four feet tall? Talks with this weird accent? Her daughter says it's because she's from a northern island, but I think she's just fucking with me--

[and here he is cut off by the sudden cackling of a much older woman. her voice gets louder and she presumably invades his personal space. she does have a weird accident. she might be making it up.]

Bird boy! Are you talking to your friend? Tell them they do not feed you enough! [another hearty cackle.] You're so tall and thin that the wind will pick you right up, whip you around like a kite!

I'm-- [awkward.] I'm probably going to be fine, ma'am...

No, no. You are too skinny! And too pale.

[there's a sudden "ggkk--" from Robin, but nothing else.]

You look like fish belly. Sick child. Go sit in the sun instead of staying inside another day, like real bird!

[Robin may or may not quietly mumble something about that just being "what he looks like" before the message (thankfully) ends. how awkward. still, nothing says you can't leave a message in response...]
heresyandlace: (above you)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-21 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
But you two seemed to be getting along so well.

[cooperating? what's that?]

She's right, though. You really should get a tan while you're here.
heresyandlace: (a fickle thing)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-22 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Wake me when you get here.

[already so bored. this is why he never shows up to things on time.]
heresyandlace: (sits like a whore)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-25 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[at least they match in the clothing department. he has replaced his lost outfit with sleeker, darker, more modern things, with tall boots to keep out the sand. he looks good. he also might look a little closer to how things will progress. maybe he'll want to dye his hair next.]

Small. [sushi is weird, okay.]

[and he catches the server's eye immediately, motioning them over. he assumes Robin will want a drink right away.]
heresyandlace: (trust me)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-25 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. They fit beautifully.

[he leans and settles to where he can easily keep an eye on the conveyor even while they talk.]

...I'm pretty sure that's just a trick to make you feel like you're ultimately paying less.

[the sushi, not the boots.]
heresyandlace: (above you)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-25 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[hmm. he somehow hadn't guessed that Robin would want to bring up something specific and potentially of consequence during this little outing. so, of course he's jumping to quietly assume something terrible.

the way he does not glance over or show a reaction to the introduction of a new topic would be telling to Robin only. he pointedly keeps his eyes on the food rolling by, perfectly casual.]


So, you're going to bring it up while we're settling down to a nice evening.
heresyandlace: (sits like a whore)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-25 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[he... oh.

even when he's specifically prepared and waiting for Robin to say something surprising, he still manages to be caught off guard. Robin can't see the blink, or whatever progression of startlement and confusion might hint across Tek's face, but he can hear the pause.

until finally Tek gives a little laugh.]


Are you sure you really want to know?
heresyandlace: (court is in session)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-26 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[and when Robin's eyes are up again, Tek is still engaged in the conversation, but he's really as far away from it as he can actually be. leaned back in the booth, lounging over in the corner of his seat, fingers thoughtfully over his mouth--just one more little wall between himself and whatever he might be at risk of expressing, and Robin.

he's trying to continue the talk as normal, because he is at least curious, even if it is hesitantly so.]


Did they?
heresyandlace: (sits like a whore)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-26 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[normally, at least one of them needs to be looking at the other, because both of them seeking conversational distance by looking away is just too much of a surrender to social discomfort.

but this is one of those cases where he just can't seem to settle his eyes on anything but the plates rolling by.]


...Well, I don't speak any of the other languages that you know. It would be nice to have some way to communicate that not everyone around is privy to.

[and no, forehead-speak doesn't count.]

You do sound like garbage, though.
heresyandlace: (snake kisses)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-26 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[he's laughing now. it's the best release of awkward, horrible tension, after all. he can't even really answer as the server shows up with Robin's drink. he just waves a helpless hand and giggles.

if Robin wants to order anything, he'll have to do it himself.

eventually--]


Goodness, it's nothing personal. I meant it literally! ...You know those machines that chew up garbage? In the sink. That's what you sound like...
heresyandlace: (above you)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-26 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You wanted to know.

[he shrugs one shoulder. he can look at him a little bit now.]

The sounds are all in your mouth. It's like you're chewing on them.
heresyandlace: (be my valentine)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-26 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ameer yeh, lekhai. Ha yuruah.

[he breathes the words easily instead of speaks them, tilting the R's just so, purring the other sounds so they're not so harsh. it suits the lowest, even tone of his voice very well.

and he plucks a set of rolls off the conveyor... but turns his nose up at them once he sees them up close. too much... mayonnaise, or whatever that is. this plate gets set in front of Robin.]
heresyandlace: (smile like a snake)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-07-27 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[oh, much better. Tek will use his chopsticks for now, but it's only to delicately separate the fish from the rice, and eat the meaty bits first.]

I suppose you'll just have to practice, if you want to get better.

[oh and he'll just conveniently glance over at the conveyor as he says it, fishing off a plate of something deep-fried.]

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