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[ino]

Who: Yamanaka Ino
Broadcast: Open
Action: Only the Three Twins
When: Now!

[ no video here, just audio. because she looks terrible. she sounds terrible too, but hey, at least you don't have to look at her, just listen to her sniffles. run away, three twins crew. ]

Yeah, hi, whoever's running this stupid game?

When the HELL are we gonna stop on a planet that has some sort of plant life I can use to make medicine? Or, even better, how about one that's actually advanced enough to have the pre-made medicine to kill whatever this dumb alien bug is?

Don't piss me off. I will find a way to make you regret it.

Sincerely,
Ino ♥

Comments

Voice

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley sounds equally terrible.]

I don't think they care either way.

Voice

[wilder]

[He's sounding pretty stuffed up himself when he speaks]

You don't think our skin will turn orange from this, do you?

voice

[ladiesss]

[whispering... for some reason...]

Wow... Do you think it's contagious?

Voice 5ever

[ino]

They'd better care. This isn't even entertaining, it's just disgusting!

Voice

[ino]

Orange?!

Voice

[ino]

[ whoa, someone who isn't sick? ]

Judging by how many people are sick -- it might be. Be careful.

Voice

[wilder]

Well, yeah. I mean, all those people down there were orange skinned right? They had to become like that somehow...

Voice

[ladiesss]

Oh.

[a pause.]

Go infect your crewmates.

[onlyanapple]

I'm sure it's entertaining to some people. We don't even know who our viewers are, could be some aliens who really get off on mysterious illnesses.

action!

[catamite]

You can make medicine?

[asked pathetically from the doorway. what up, crewmate.]

action

[siegel]

[ there's no running away. except maybe to the cargo hold and rocking the treadmill for a few hours, but chris has been there for a couple of days now trying to sift through the supplies and making sure there's enough chocolate covered bananas and nasty nacho paste to help somewhat with the bug that's been going around. ]

I'm surprised your augment doesn't compliment that sort of skill in a way. [ tmw no lab, but the trade off is having her own room. he'd probably pick the same if he could. ] How are you holding up?

Action

[goldenglasses]

Aw, it's not so bad. Just need to rest a few days! I could make you some soup my princess! Ah... or well, I could put protein in a bowl and call it soup.

[ino]

[ oh hey there dude. she automatically goes to smooth out her hair. it ... really doesn't help with how sick she looks but lol ]

Well, normally, yeah. When we're not in the middle of space where there are no plants or herbs.

[ino]

[ oh hey there ... hot crewmate ...

little does he know that the whole healer thing isn't her REAL specialty. but she'll play it off ]

Honestly, at this point, I don't think anything they're trying to do makes any sense.

[ but she sniffs, tossing her ponytail a little. it ... doesn't have the same kind of sparkly effect it normally would when she doesn't look ill, but ... she tries. ]

I just can't seem to kick this stupid bug. Normally I'm very healthy, you know!

Action

[ino]

[ gives him a flat look ]

I've been resting. And I've had plenty of protein. What we need is some actual medicine.

voice; 1/2

[ino]

Yeah, it's --

2/2

[ino]

-- What?!

No!

voice

[ino]

[ SHUDDERS ]

Ugh! Don't even say that! It's gotta be some genetic thing!

[ino]

[ .... vague remembrance of certain ... disease related events at para ]

Oh, you have got to be kidding me!

voice

[wilder]

I dunno! It's not like I wanna be orange either, but how do we know it won't happen?

[siegel]

All for viewership and good ratings, I'm guessing?

[ hey there yourself, fierce teenage queen. the idea of ninjas and chakra would take some time to wrap his head over, but brushing up on flowers and their meanings could be neat. though most likely some other time, considering the whole being sick as hecky-decky deal.

there's a huff at her words, the corners of his mouth twitching upwards. her spirit is something to admire, even if the small flip of her hair lacks the usual edge coupled with the frayed and out of place strands from bedhead, he supposes. ]

Though I bet, so until you break that fever, is there anything you need? [ at least she's not cursed to eating things with perma-cabbage aftertaste on top of a flu, veggie spirits are pretty ruthless in koriko. although he's not sure on what type of bug is going around, crew mates are crew mates. ] Seems like you're the only one out of us who's caught it. I don't mind stepping out to get you something other than protein paste or cubes.

[ladiesss]

[h-heh, very soft laughter. she must be feeling fine, yeah.]

No?

voice

[ino]

[ WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS ZELOS ]

If it does --

[ ... she was going to say "someone is going to die", but ... that would probably help ratings. DAMMIT. ]

-- Ugh!

[ino]

What the hell! I'm not going to get the rest of them sick! That would just -- [ coughCOUGHCOUGH dammit give her a second here ] -- j-just be awful!

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[ino]

Look, people watching TV want beautiful people doing interesting things. They don't want people sitting in their bunk blowing their nose!

[ COMMON SENSE, says the ninja who didn't really even have TV at home, oops. And dammit, she's twenty two! Even if she .. looks sixteen ... why ... ]