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[ino]

Who: Yamanaka Ino
Broadcast: Open
Action: Only the Three Twins
When: Now!

[ no video here, just audio. because she looks terrible. she sounds terrible too, but hey, at least you don't have to look at her, just listen to her sniffles. run away, three twins crew. ]

Yeah, hi, whoever's running this stupid game?

When the HELL are we gonna stop on a planet that has some sort of plant life I can use to make medicine? Or, even better, how about one that's actually advanced enough to have the pre-made medicine to kill whatever this dumb alien bug is?

Don't piss me off. I will find a way to make you regret it.

Sincerely,
Ino ♥

Comments

voice

[wilder]

I dunno! It's not like I wanna be orange either, but how do we know it won't happen?

voice

[ino]

[ WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS ZELOS ]

If it does --

[ ... she was going to say "someone is going to die", but ... that would probably help ratings. DAMMIT. ]

-- Ugh!

voice

[wilder]

[BUT INO FREE STUFF]

Ha- ...I'm just joking. It probably won't do that.


[a beat]


Hopefully anyway.

voice

[ino]

[ all the free stuff in the world will not help if she has orange skin. so you get grumble grumble grumble instead ]

You're awfully upbeat today, all things considered.

voice

[wilder]

[He sneezes a little]

What can I say? I'm taking a sick day from crushing everyone's hopes and dreams.

voice

[ino]

C'mon, give yourself a little credit. I'm sure that's not your whole daily routine.

voice

[wilder]

Well, no. Sometimes I sit in the cockpit and think about how to crush everyone's hopes and dreams

[...]

Riku suggested I should take up knitting instead.

voice

[ino]

Ooh, yeah! You could make everyone a cute scarf.

voice

[wilder]

Oh, maybe!

Would you like an orange one to go with your skin?

voice

[ino]

-- Ugh!

voice

[wilder]

[He tries to snicker, but it just ends up with coughing and clearing of throat. Blegh gross]

Voice

[ino]

[ lol ... ]

Nice.

voice

[wilder]

[An indignant sniff]

Okay. This cold's gotta go.

voice

[ino]

That's what I'm saying! Enough is enough already.

voice

[wilder]

Yeah. I'm not really sure what the appeal is in us being snotty and gross.

Then again maybe they don't have a cure for the cold either.

voice

[ino]

I find it really hard to believe they can figure out how to bring us onto these spaceships and alter our memories and not know how to cure a cold.

voice

[wilder]

Hey, the common cold's a real tricky thing. Even healing magic doesn't do much against it.

voice

[ino]

Fair enough, but if we at least had the supplies to handle the symptoms and get things back in working order it wouldn't be so bad. And those are all pretty basic.

voice

[wilder]

Hmm...that's a good point.

[He rubs his chin]

Do any of the sickbays have stuff? My ship doesn't have one.