one generic intro post

[ardor]

Who: Kallen Kouzuki
Broadcast: Video
Action: On the hospitality deck
When: Oct 7, ~2pm

[Oh, well, of course everything's being broadcast! Where's the fun if it's not?

The first appearance of Kallen on intergalactic tv is her sitting up on one of the cots, running a hand through her hair in a half assed attempt to get rid of bed head. It only works so well. She sits there for a few moments, eyes narrowing as she tries to remember what happened.

Viewers can probably tell she doesn't have much success once she stands up and swears softly to herself. Glancing around, she begins to walk, making halfway around the deck before she snaps.]

What the hell is going on this time?!

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[ardor]

Are you kidding? This is three times too many! [She looks ready to kick something, but stops when he seems happy to see her. Sort of.]

Where are you, anyway?

[wilder]

What can I say? The universe either really loves you, or really hates you.

[As happy as he can be really]

Oh me? I'm on the Wonderfuck.

[ardor]

Don't start. [Scowling now.] You're a fucking wonder, that's for sure.

Seriously, what's going on?

[wilder]

Thanks for noticing!

Not really sure. We all woke up on these space ships, and apparently it's part of some...entertainment thing. The ship I got is the Wonderduck - and I'm not making that up!

And that's not worrying enough, I'm expected to pilot this thing.

[ardor]

That was hardly a compliment.

[Kallen presses her hand to her face before shaking her head. Anything with him and piloting, driving, flying, or any method of transportation is cause for concern.]

Entertainment thing? What the hell...

[wilder]

I don't know. It's called the Drift Fleet. And apparently people are watching us? It's pretty creepy the more you think about it.

[Wow rude, he's only forgotten to take off the brakes a couple times now!]

Speaking of, where are you? It sure doesn't look like the rest of the ships.

[ardor]

Like... what? Some freaky television show? [Bingo!] I'll pass, thanks!

[Oh, look, more scowling. Yay.]

How am I supposed to know? I woke up and I'm talking with you over this thing.

[wilder]

I...guess? Television's that thingy that shows videos but does less than a computer, right?

[Fortunately still has no idea about the creation of Bambi]

Well it's not like I'm an expert on this place! I've been stuck on this ship for two days!

[ardor]

Pretty much, yeah. [There's no other real way to explain it.]

Two days? That's it?

[wilder]

That's it.

Though I haven't seen you in awhile. Did you get sent back home?

[ardor]

I don't think so, but I really have no idea. How long's a while?

[wilder]

Hmm...about three months?

[ardor]

Hm, I can't really remember much near the end. It's pretty blurry. [She makes a face with an annoyed noise, sitting down on a couch.]

I hate being messed with like this.

[wilder]

Can't really blame you. I'm already sick of this stuff, and it's only been twice for me.

War's done with, though.

[ardor]

It is? How'd that go?

1/2

[wilder]

It's...kinda blurry, but I know we won. Managed to get rid of the United Earth once and for all.

And after that, we were told we could use the transport to go anywhere we want. Back home, to another world, stay there-

[wilder]

Buuuuut instead I ended up here!

[ardor]

Glad to hear it worked as well as always! [More than enough sarcasm to fill the hospitality deck right here.]

Ugh, seriously! All that for this stupid place??

[wilder]

Yeah, no kidding.

I'm pretty pissed about it. Especially because I can't wreck stuff up here to blow off steam without worrying about a hull breach.

[ardor]

Well, you know that much! Consider me a little relieved now.

[wilder]

[In a high pitched, very sarcastic voice]

Aw, I can see you missed me so much.

[ardor]

Believe me, I did! It was so much quieter without you around whining all the time.

[In a more serious tone:] Anyone else you've come across?

[wilder]

Tch- I don't whine that much!

Uh...that Ino girl's here. She seems to remember that castle place of yours, but not Exsilium. [Which talk about a pain]

[ardor]

Ah--! Ino's here?! [Kallen looks excited. How cute.]

[wilder]

Yeah, she's here. Sure she'll respond soon as she sees this.