Chapter One [Video/Action]

[thebestseller]

Who: Richard Castle and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: The good ship Windrose
When: RIGHT NOW

Video

[Castle is looking dubiously at his bowl of celebratory chocolate pudding- at least he thinks that's what it is- as he broadcasts to the network.]

Dear video diary,

Today is the start of my new life as a space reality TV contestant. It can't be much worse than paparazzi and serial killers, right? Right. I have been assigned to the good ship Windrose and hope to be an asset to her crew. Oh, diary, I do miss New York City, but I might as well make the best of things while I'm here.

Love always, Castle.

Action

[Upon exploring his new digs, it didn't take Castle long to find the tiny cleaning droids. He was attempting to line them up, but as they seemed programmed to go and clean on their own, he was having some difficulty.]

Come on, stand still and be a good robot army.

[Or perhaps you'd like to run into him elsewhere? Just name the time and place.]

Comments

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[thebestseller]

I appreciate the thought. What's Paradisa?

Re: video;

[peacockherald]

It was a place like this one in that it brought many people from many different worlds together, all we were not traveling through stars. We lived in a palace and had our every wish granted - for a price. Our theory was that it fed off our emotions, but that was never proven.

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[thebestseller]

A wish-granting castle, huh? I would've liked to live there, but then again, having to pay a price for everything can be a dangerous prospect.

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[peacockherald]

I was one stuck as a peacock for a week, and at another point I was made to sleep in a glass coffin for a month.

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[thebestseller]

OK, that's creepy. I can't decide which one sounds worse, in fact- I'd take sleeping over a month over being a peacock, I think.

Re: video;

[peacockherald]

Being a peacock was not terribly dreadful, though I do believe one of the more childlike residents did attempt to paint my feathers different colors. I was a white peacock, I should add. But sleeping was easy - hardly aware of it, actually.

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[thebestseller]

[Castle laughed.]

I bet they saw you as a canvas. I know I would have at a young enough age... I probably still would, admittedly.

Re: video;

[peacockherald]

Well, I did make a magnificent peacock if I do say so myself. Very stately creature.

[thebestseller]

Was there a reason you became a peacock out of all things?

[peacockherald]

_{[ There was something like an embarrassed pause. ]}

It was - is - a pet name I am called in my home world.

[thebestseller]

[Castle grinned.]

So it was a sort of cosmic punishment. I won't pry any further.

[peacockherald]

I think the Castle had a sense of humor, is more like. Oh, yes, I did also spend some time as a unicorn. A play on my link with my Companion, if I am not mistaken.

[thebestseller]

Now, a unicorn would be pretty awesome. You'd get to run everywhere and you'd have a shiny horn. Plus everyone would like you.

[peacockherald]

I remember things going... warm and hazy when I was around a young lady, but other than that it was not terrible. Certainly not as bad as being a peacock. To be honest, though, I do not remember over much of that particular experience. Yfandes always did like to remind me of it.

Ah, but I carry on about myself. I must be boring you by now, Sir Castle.

[thebestseller]

[Castle chuckled.]

Not at all- I kinda like hearing about the places other people have lived in and been to. I'm a famous author back home, so I traveled a lot- but it was often on business and for book tours, so I didn't have time to see the sights. And other people come from places so different from what I'm used to.

[peacockherald]

You toured for your book? You sound like a Bard but for the written word. You were famous in your land?

[thebestseller]

Yeah, a bit like that. I would travel around the country to meet my fans and read from my book and give out autographs. I was very well-known, so it was weird to come here and find out that nobody knows of me.

[peacockherald]

I see. Fascinating. I did not know that being an author could garner quite so much fame. What did you write about?

[thebestseller]

Mysteries! Detectives who would solve crimes and bring the bad guys to justice. I actually ended up basing a new character on my fiancee- a smart, savvy female detective.

[peacockherald]

Oh, they sound very exciting. Do you have any with you? I would very much like to read them if you do.

_{[ He's perfectly serious, Castle. He loves to read and mysteries and fiction novels speak more to him than magic considering that magic is just a way of life to him. ]}

[thebestseller]

I wish- I only came in with the clothes I had on my back. I don't suppose there's a library here anywhere...

[peacockherald]

Oh, there is. I believe it is located on the Bishop if I recall correctly.

[thebestseller]

Awesome. Even if I can't find my own books, it'd be nice to have stuff to read- authors are often the most voracious readers, after all.

[peacockherald]

I know the feeling. I have come to enjoying quite a bit. The Castle had an extensive library from many worlds - one of its few perks.

[thebestseller]

Now that would be something I'd love to see. Maybe I'd find books by a me in a parallel universe that writes romance novels instead.