002 - Hardware Store

[preformthisneigh]

Who: Cheese Sandwich and You!
Broadcast: Fleetwide - video
Action: Bishop
When: Right now.

[Cheese has been here for three months now, and it's clear Atroma aren't about to get rid of him, so he has an important mission to carry out. He turns on the video feed at stares down at the camera, his face is serious. This is serious business. ]

Okay, everypony. I have a super duper absolutely utterly important question to ask all of you. I really, really need an answer from everypony. It's that important.

[He leans a little closer in, to show how REALLY IMPORTANT it is. ]

I need to you tell me when your birthdays are. I also accept dates of anniversaries or likewise important dates to you.

[He picks up a pencil from off camera, and sits poised, ready to write into a little notebook. His words are a little muffled when he speaks again on account of the pencil in his mouth. Earth pony problems.]

OKAY GO!

Comments

[preformthisneigh]

Hmmm. Well, I guess you could always pick one at random. Y;know, just close your eyes and put your hoo-finger on a date and whatever it lands on, that is the date you have.

...

Oh. That's gotta be tough.

[child_of_bhaal]

[Oh that got a chuckle. You're funny, sir.]

I suppose that could work.

No, no, it's fine. I mean, I can understand why. Most people are more concerned about if and when I'll die. The specifics of my being born doesn't really matter in the grand scheme.

[This is fine.]

[preformthisneigh]

[The chuckle seems to make him smile more. The happiness of others is vitally important to his being, after all. ]

Than that's what we'll do. What date looks good to you?

Really? They think about that already? Seems a little premature.

[child_of_bhaal]

I think in the case of my family, it's more of an exception than the rule.

[Let's redirect. Yes?]

I'm not even sure our calendars would line up. What if I name a day and it's not the same day for you as it is for me?

[preformthisneigh]

Yeesh.

I'll work out something. I'm used to different dates by now.