002 - Hardware Store

[preformthisneigh]

Who: Cheese Sandwich and You!
Broadcast: Fleetwide - video
Action: Bishop
When: Right now.

[Cheese has been here for three months now, and it's clear Atroma aren't about to get rid of him, so he has an important mission to carry out. He turns on the video feed at stares down at the camera, his face is serious. This is serious business. ]

Okay, everypony. I have a super duper absolutely utterly important question to ask all of you. I really, really need an answer from everypony. It's that important.

[He leans a little closer in, to show how REALLY IMPORTANT it is. ]

I need to you tell me when your birthdays are. I also accept dates of anniversaries or likewise important dates to you.

[He picks up a pencil from off camera, and sits poised, ready to write into a little notebook. His words are a little muffled when he speaks again on account of the pencil in his mouth. Earth pony problems.]

OKAY GO!

Comments

video;

[preformthisneigh]

[She will get all the sass and she will like it. ]

That's a normal human thing, from what I've seen. I couldn't figure out you guys when I first met you, either.

[What's with the fingers. ]

video;

[timelapsed]

We are pretty weird-looking, if you've never seen one of us before. At least I've seen horses before. Just, you know... not talking ones.

Am I being too weird about this? [ She should just rewind this entire conversation. ]

video;

[preformthisneigh]

Lucky for me, I've got used to you guys.

[He gives a soft snort. ]

Well, you haven't told me that I shouldn't exist yet, so I think you're doing good.

video;

[timelapsed]

Well you're right there talking to me, so obviously you can exist. Even if it seems really weird.

[ Okay, okay, don't make this weirder again. ]

Uh, so why are you asking about birthdays anyway?

video;

[preformthisneigh]

Thank you. And in the journey of making things less weird, how about names? I'm Cheese Sandwich.

[That doesn't help, Cheese. ]

I'm a party planner, I like to know when everypony's birthday is so I can throw them a great shindig.

video;

[timelapsed]

Cheese.... Sandwich. [ Oh God. Keep cool, Max. ] ....All right then. Well. My name's Max Caulfield. And you've got a while to wait for my birthday - it was just a couple weeks ago, September twenty-first.

video;

[preformthisneigh]

Nice to meetcha, Max.

[Oh and that's good news. He claps his forehooves together happily. ]

Buuut not here! That's just over a month away! That's plenty of time to plan you a prem-o party.

video;

[timelapsed]

Wait, seriously? [ Is time that messed up? Man, she time travels and this stuff can still give her a headache. ] I just had a birthday, I'm not sure I'm ready for another one.

video;

[preformthisneigh]

Yep!

Oh don't be silly, little filly, anypony can be ready for another birthday.