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002 - Hardware Store

Who: Cheese Sandwich and You!
Broadcast: Fleetwide - video
Action: Bishop
When: Right now.

[Cheese has been here for three months now, and it's clear Atroma aren't about to get rid of him, so he has an important mission to carry out. He turns on the video feed at stares down at the camera, his face is serious. This is serious business. ]

Okay, everypony. I have a super duper absolutely utterly important question to ask all of you. I really, really need an answer from everypony. It's that important.

[He leans a little closer in, to show how REALLY IMPORTANT it is. ]

I need to you tell me when your birthdays are. I also accept dates of anniversaries or likewise important dates to you.

[He picks up a pencil from off camera, and sits poised, ready to write into a little notebook. His words are a little muffled when he speaks again on account of the pencil in his mouth. Earth pony problems.]

OKAY GO!

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Aw no, I'd never hurt anypony, especially not with a party.

The Bishop? It's really nice. I like the crew a lot.

You might not, but some people react poorly to surprise and lash out. My concern is for you. I know you would never hurt anyone, Cheese.

Wonderful. No steering issues?

It'll be fine, don't worry, amigo.

Nope! And I got a fellow pilot. He's usually a penguin.

_{[ There's a pause. ]}

I beg pardon, did you say "penguin"? As in the black and white flightless birds of the Earth worlds?

Yep! Just like that. Except he's not really a penguin. He's a shapeshifter, but not of the evil love-sucking sort like we have in Equestria.

Ah... I see... And - and his natural state is a penguin or that's the one he prefers?

I think it's just one one he prefers. He's probably got his reasons.

Yes, of course, and he should be what he is most comfortable being.

_{[ Havens knew that Vanyel had struggled with just that concept for
quite a long time. ]}

If it helps your records, Cheese... I prefer chocolate myself. Or strawberry.

Duly noted, how do you feel about a combo of the two? Delicious or unholy joining?

Do you know I have never had them combined. But I would hardly call their joining unholy.

Then this suggests the need to experiment!

_{[ He laughs and raises a brow. ]}

Does it? And how do you suggest we experiment?

I was mostly thinking of just smooshing them both together?

Haha, well, it certainly sounds like an experiment worth trying.

I sure think so. I'll let you know the results.

Please do. And good luck with your party planning Cheese. We could all use some proper cheer, I think.

That's the game plan, amigo!

Well, good luck then, Cheese. I look forward to your first invitation.

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