002 - Hardware Store

[preformthisneigh]

Who: Cheese Sandwich and You!
Broadcast: Fleetwide - video
Action: Bishop
When: Right now.

[Cheese has been here for three months now, and it's clear Atroma aren't about to get rid of him, so he has an important mission to carry out. He turns on the video feed at stares down at the camera, his face is serious. This is serious business. ]

Okay, everypony. I have a super duper absolutely utterly important question to ask all of you. I really, really need an answer from everypony. It's that important.

[He leans a little closer in, to show how REALLY IMPORTANT it is. ]

I need to you tell me when your birthdays are. I also accept dates of anniversaries or likewise important dates to you.

[He picks up a pencil from off camera, and sits poised, ready to write into a little notebook. His words are a little muffled when he speaks again on account of the pencil in his mouth. Earth pony problems.]

OKAY GO!

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[preformthisneigh]

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Ohhhhh. [Weird but sure why not. He'll write that down. ]

Thanks! I'll try to figure out how to fit it into the calendar we got.

[faithfulwisdom]

[Elves, man.] I would tell you that it is in the late spring, but moving between planets as we do, I do not know what help that would be. It is odd- this inability to measure time by seasons.

[preformthisneigh]

Tell me about it. We control our own seasons, so we're used to a way more regimented year than what we get in places like this.

[faithfulwisdom]

[Blink] You are able to control your own seasons? [Yeah, he sounds a little...awed. That's Valar level magic where he's from.] That would require a magic far beyond the power of even the most powerful of my people.

[preformthisneigh]

We ponies have always done that. It helps that the pegasi have power over the weather, but the rest of us help however we can, too. Like at the start of every spring, we wrap-up winter - score the iced up ponds ready for them to melt, wake up the animals who've been hibernating - stuff like that.

[faithfulwisdom]

[That's....adorable. Finrod doesn't know how to process the adorableness of your world. Just ignore the smile that he's trying to keep from spreading across his face.]

I can see the advantages, particularly for the farmers. [No more having to worry about early frosts, etc? Yeah, major economic plus there.]

[preformthisneigh]

[That's it, Finrod, be suckered in by the adorable pony planet. There will be no hope for you, soon. ]

Yep! And given that we're, y'know, herbivores, it's super duper important we have a good stock of food ready for the winter. No one wants to starve to death, that would be painful and unfortunate.