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driftfleet2015-08-11 11:19 pm
preformthisneigh) wrote in driftfleet2015-08-11 11:19 pm
002 - Hardware Store
Who: Cheese Sandwich and You!
Broadcast: Fleetwide - video
Action: Bishop
When: Right now.
[Cheese has been here for three months now, and it's clear Atroma aren't about to get rid of him, so he has an important mission to carry out. He turns on the video feed at stares down at the camera, his face is serious. This is serious business. ]
Okay, everypony. I have a super duper absolutely utterly important question to ask all of you. I really, really need an answer from everypony. It's that important.
[He leans a little closer in, to show how REALLY IMPORTANT it is. ]
I need to you tell me when your birthdays are. I also accept dates of anniversaries or likewise important dates to you.
[He picks up a pencil from off camera, and sits poised, ready to write into a little notebook. His words are a little muffled when he speaks again on account of the pencil in his mouth. Earth pony problems.]
OKAY GO!
Broadcast: Fleetwide - video
Action: Bishop
When: Right now.
[Cheese has been here for three months now, and it's clear Atroma aren't about to get rid of him, so he has an important mission to carry out. He turns on the video feed at stares down at the camera, his face is serious. This is serious business. ]
Okay, everypony. I have a super duper absolutely utterly important question to ask all of you. I really, really need an answer from everypony. It's that important.
[He leans a little closer in, to show how REALLY IMPORTANT it is. ]
I need to you tell me when your birthdays are. I also accept dates of anniversaries or likewise important dates to you.
[He picks up a pencil from off camera, and sits poised, ready to write into a little notebook. His words are a little muffled when he speaks again on account of the pencil in his mouth. Earth pony problems.]
OKAY GO!
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[He kind of zones out for a little, there. That's a lot of words. He shakes his head clear when he realises he's being asked a question. ]
Uh. Yeah. We have predators? Like...dragons and chimeras and stuff? Tigers and lions, too, if you want something more regular. We tend to keep away from them on account of the fact they want to eat us.
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Understandable. And I certainly wish that no one here feels that you would be appropriate to eat us. If anyone does give you trouble, please let me know.
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