make me make me impressed

[deshabille]

Who: CAPRINE CREW ASSEMBLE
Broadcast: None!
Action: Caprine & visitors!
When: After this shuffle!

[Well, all things considered, the Caprine isn't the biggest shitshow of a ship in the Fleet. Right now. At this particular moment. There are worse places to end up!]

[At least that's what the crew will tell you, Varric. Except possibly Nightingale, who tries to keep it real.]

[IT'S A MINGLE, EVERYBODY INSIDE.]

Comments

[nextlineis]

[Joseph frequents the cargo bay a lot sometimes just so he doesn't always feel like he's, you know, being squashed. He's tall and wide, these ships are definitely not all that designed for someone his size, but the cargo bay? That's a little roomier. So, he's wandered on in only to see Varric at his makeshift desk and chair. Joseph raises an eyebrow.]

Is that comfortable?

[merchantprince]

[He flips a pen along his fingers.]

Not really, but it beats trying to write on a bed. I'll pick up a chair when we hit the next waystation.

[The pen does little loops as he looks over Joseph.]

Do the cots even fit you?

[nextlineis]

[Joseph shrugs.]

I could sleep anywhere if I tried. [If trying was defined by just closing your eyes. Joseph's got talents, yo.] I don't know how the hell people put up with those tiny hatches though with individual rooms on other ships.

[It's the only thing he minds about hanging out with Caesar on the Tourist. At least the crew here share a room so it's not as bad as it could be. From his very tall perspective anyway.]

[merchantprince]

Right? I can barely fit, myself. Tight spaces underground really aren't my thing. I'll pass. Forever. Though having a space of my own would be nice for privacy, I'm not sure I can sacrifice my waistline.

[He sets his pen down.]

I'm Varric, by the way. I don't think I caught your name.

[nextlineis]

[He doesn't laugh, but he does grin at the joke about Varric's waistline all the same.]

Joseph. But you can call me Jojo.

[Yep. This 6'5", muscular as hell guy sure does go by Jojo.]

[merchantprince]

[Varric will call you whatever he damn well pleases! But until he has a nickname picked out, Jojo will have to do.]

Jojo. Cute nickname. It's a pleasure to meet you properly.

[......... Cute. Yeah, okay, sure.]

I should mention that I'm something of a businessman. I doubt any of my connections are good anymore, since it's been a while, but if you need something just let me know. I'll see what I can do.