make me make me impressed

[deshabille]

Who: CAPRINE CREW ASSEMBLE
Broadcast: None!
Action: Caprine & visitors!
When: After this shuffle!

[Well, all things considered, the Caprine isn't the biggest shitshow of a ship in the Fleet. Right now. At this particular moment. There are worse places to end up!]

[At least that's what the crew will tell you, Varric. Except possibly Nightingale, who tries to keep it real.]

[IT'S A MINGLE, EVERYBODY INSIDE.]

Comments

[merchantprince]

[He flips a pen along his fingers.]

Not really, but it beats trying to write on a bed. I'll pick up a chair when we hit the next waystation.

[The pen does little loops as he looks over Joseph.]

Do the cots even fit you?

[nextlineis]

[Joseph shrugs.]

I could sleep anywhere if I tried. [If trying was defined by just closing your eyes. Joseph's got talents, yo.] I don't know how the hell people put up with those tiny hatches though with individual rooms on other ships.

[It's the only thing he minds about hanging out with Caesar on the Tourist. At least the crew here share a room so it's not as bad as it could be. From his very tall perspective anyway.]

[merchantprince]

Right? I can barely fit, myself. Tight spaces underground really aren't my thing. I'll pass. Forever. Though having a space of my own would be nice for privacy, I'm not sure I can sacrifice my waistline.

[He sets his pen down.]

I'm Varric, by the way. I don't think I caught your name.

[nextlineis]

[He doesn't laugh, but he does grin at the joke about Varric's waistline all the same.]

Joseph. But you can call me Jojo.

[Yep. This 6'5", muscular as hell guy sure does go by Jojo.]

[merchantprince]

[Varric will call you whatever he damn well pleases! But until he has a nickname picked out, Jojo will have to do.]

Jojo. Cute nickname. It's a pleasure to meet you properly.

[......... Cute. Yeah, okay, sure.]

I should mention that I'm something of a businessman. I doubt any of my connections are good anymore, since it's been a while, but if you need something just let me know. I'll see what I can do.