make me make me impressed

[deshabille]

Who: CAPRINE CREW ASSEMBLE
Broadcast: None!
Action: Caprine & visitors!
When: After this shuffle!

[Well, all things considered, the Caprine isn't the biggest shitshow of a ship in the Fleet. Right now. At this particular moment. There are worse places to end up!]

[At least that's what the crew will tell you, Varric. Except possibly Nightingale, who tries to keep it real.]

[IT'S A MINGLE, EVERYBODY INSIDE.]

Comments

[deshabille]

[Obviously he isn't allowed to breathe ever again, then! She hops off when he swats at her, but not for long - it's two seconds to get her balance, and then she's jumping right back onto those abs with her pointy boots. Stomp, stomp.]

[nextlineis]

[Hell no! He's not letting that happen again so easily. Joseph's got a protective arm around those abs she's trying to stomp. This time, he's making a grab for her ankles to pull her completely off-balance and onto the ground.]

[deshabille]

[Wow, rude. Unfortunately he gets her and sweeps her onto the ground, onto which she lands on her shoulders and with a loud grunt. She kicks him in the side then, but without too much gusto. People are so breakable, and he probably needs his kidneys.]

Cut it out! I'll bite you.

[nextlineis]

[He would like to keep this kidneys, yes. Thank you for being so considerate, Mal. At the threat of being bitten though, Joseph makes a face.]

Gross! Who the hell bites people?

[deshabille]

[She opens her mouth to say something, and then . . . just sort of looks at him. He really doesn't know, does he? Not the most observant fork in the box, or whatever the hell.]

People with good teeth, [is what she settles on.]

[nextlineis]

That's weird. [Thank you, Joseph. Your commentary is always enlightening to such an amazing degree. What would anyone do without you?] Don't bite people or I'll have to muzzle you.