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driftfleet2015-09-12 01:19 am
delincuente) wrote in driftfleet2015-09-12 01:19 am
GET UR PAISLEY ON
Who: CREW ASSEMBLE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SSYoung and Dumb Paisley
When: Anytime in September
[Hey what's up, it's a ship mingle! Make your own top levels, and tag all month on board this lovely piece of actual crap!]
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS
When: Anytime in September
[Hey what's up, it's a ship mingle! Make your own top levels, and tag all month on board this lovely piece of actual crap!]
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He does that.
[Somewhat apologetically. Sirius is his responsibility at least 87% of the time.]
He's a bit of a stupid git, but he means well.
[Usually. Sirius has had a shit life, okay. James is far too forgiving.]
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[And she misses him like hell, but she's not going to admit him.]
He and his boyfriend. Can't remember his name, though. Something equally flouncy and English.
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There's a blink, and a slight tilt of his head, and an open mouth that almost forms the word what, but for the love of everything, James looks a bit like a deer caught in some headlights.
-- for a moment, anyway. Does it matter? Nah, not really, but Sirius could've told him. >:c]
-- Sirius isn't flouncy.
[Come on, now.]
You should hear the rest of his family tree, they've got it worse.
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[She loves his and Remus' names, actually, but of course she'd never admit that. She's being a dick right now.]
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[With the utmost of straight-faces, solemn and pensive, almost as if poor Walburga Black cannot help her own fate as a certifiable loon.
-- there's a slight twitching of his lips, though. Prodding the beast that is Walburga Black is James' favorite hobby. And Sirius' too, incidentally.]
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Oh my god. Okay, that's a good one.
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[Sirius' mum is an idiot and literally the worst person on the planet, so James always delights in making fun of the old hag.]
His family's old -- full of Arcturus' and Orions and Regulus'... my parents are a bit more sane.
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[She starts to laugh, but then hearing Regulus' name sparks a memory.]
Wait! Remus! That was his boyfriend's name. Can't believe I forgot that dorky little dude. He went to your school too, right?
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There's a brief pause -- a stare, really, and James' mouth drops open comically before he closes it to consider what he wants to say.]
Remus Lupin.
[It's said slowly -- honestly, how many other Remus' are there in the world??]
Bit peckish, looks like he could eat a few meals, gets a few weird scars every month or so?
[whAT]
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[She doesn't see anything odd about this at all. She figures James just has a lot of gay friends.]
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[HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR okay this is a landmark discovery in James' existence.]
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[She looks at him for a second, considering.]
... I'm guessing that wasn't a thing back home?
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[Well -- that's not necessarily true, Remus talks to them, but he's got a bit of a problem in his life, and that leads to an astonishing lack of romantic connections.]
And Sirius -- well, he's... himself -- long story short, no, it wasn't a thing.
[And if it was, James wasn't told, which is impossible, bc James knows everything about his bffs. >:c]
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[James just has to say that, okay, he has literally zero problems, BUT -- ]
How did that even come about?
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[Let's just get that out of the way, because it's a fact of nature.]
But -- well. Hm.
[HE HAS TO PONDER THIS FOR A MOMENT.]
-- well, I guess anything's possible. Sounds like you dodged a proper bullet, anyway.
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Yeah, he was always a better friend than anything else.
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[It's said fondly, but with the air that the only one allowed to properly judge Sirius Black is, and forever will be, James Potter.]
-- he's never been here, has he?
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