GET UR PAISLEY ON

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Who: CREW ASSEMBLE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Young and Dumb Paisley
When: Anytime in September

[Hey what's up, it's a ship mingle! Make your own top levels, and tag all month on board this lovely piece of actual crap!]

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Hey, don't say that too loud. I've got a reputation. You just make my good side come out.

[She catches his movement, and her own face warms up just a bit. Even when she's accepted that she can't have the relationship she wanted with him, having a hear to heart like this still makes something flutter in her heart. He makes her so happy.]

[stefanged]

It's okay, your secret's safe with me. [He makes the zipping motion with his hand, despite the fact that it makes his face that much more flushed.

Technically, he shouldn't be encouraging any of this, but he cares about her. A lot. Doing anything less would feel weirder.]

Can't have everyone thinking our captain's gone all soft on us, right?

[delincuente]

Of course not. I'm strictly a mysterious, bewitching sorceress figure.

[She makes a waggling motion with her fingers, and smiles a little goofily at him.]

[stefanged]

[In return, he fakes a horrified look, nearly putting a hand over his heart as he goes to move the crate to a less obnoxious position.] Careful, Ms. Sorceress. I'd make a terrible familiar.

[He does, however, finally go to move the crate to a less obnoxious place.] By the way, take whatever you want. Free cloth's still free cloth.

[delincuente]

Hey, you don't give yourself enough credit. I think you'd be an awesome familiar. You've got the cool, broody thing going on already.

[She's very proud that she managed to say "cool" instead of anything embarrassing.]

And I totally will. I bet they'd make nice dish rags.

[stefanged]

[He's actually contemplating this.] I just glare at anyone that looks at you funny, right? I think I can handle that.

Dish rags, maybe even another pillow if we stuff one right... Possibilities are kinda endless.

[delincuente]

Yeah, and you help bring me mice and stuff for all my spooky potions.

[stefanged]

Aw, no eyes of newt or frog hearts? I hear they're especially popular with witches this year.

[He scrunches up his face, just a bit.] On the bright side? Familiars can and will do most of your paperwork.

[delincuente]

I'm trying to cut down on frog hearts. They're a little too tender.

[She gives him an especially dorky grin.]

And it's a good thing familiars do the paperwork, because witches don't even know what half the paperwork is.

[stefanged]

[One of these days, he's gonna be mad that his captain doesn't keep tabs on the important things. This, thankfully, isn't one of them.]

Word of advice? We probably shouldn't admit that to the rest of the crew.

[delincuente]

Yeah, we don't want them to think we're anything other than their totally normal, human, competent commanding duo.

[stefanged]

I was thinking more, "we don't want them to think they can skimp on the paperwork," because that's your perk, but sure. Let's go with that too.

[delincuente]

Aw, it's a perk? What, you wouldn't let me do it if I wasn't so charming and cool?

[stefanged]

Probably not. I can't let everyone here think I'm a total softie.

[delincuente]

Yeah, that's my secret to keep.