✞ 001

[zekken]

Who: Yuuki Konno and YOU?
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Caprine
When: Backdated to 9/19 Shuffle

[ The broadcast begins, showing a teenage girl, white-skinned with a purplish tint (unlike what her inaccurate anime icons show) and pointed elf-like ears. Bits of the welcoming confetti is stuck to her long dark hair and she has yet to bother brushing it off. Suddenly waking back up on the Marsiva and being transported to a new ship was startling at first.

She's actually rather confused, but she hides it well with all her smiling. And she's enjoying her dessert. Holding her bowl with one hand, she gives an excited wave to the screen. ]

Hey everyone!

[ And she takes another scoop of chocolate pudding with her spoon. ]

Before I was on a totally different ship and some casino planet. Not a western. Did I fall asleep or something?

Comments

action; TOTALLY FINE. AND I SAW THAT NINJA TAG, JOJO.

[zekken]

Mm!

[ A cheerful nod, toothy smile, and she sets her food bowl aside. ]

And you must be Captain Mal? The co-captain mentioned you.

jojo is so salty about fake space food

[deshabille]

Oh, did he. Don't let him fool you, he's first mate. We don't have a co-captain.

[She comes to sit across from her, looking amused.]

What other lies did he tell you already? I can fill in the gaps.

[zekken]

Wait, what? What the heck's a "first mate" do then?

[ Okay, no more toothy smile. She just looks shocked now. She doesn't know much about these other crew positions! ]

Nothing else, I think. He just asked me a bunch of questions. I really need to introduce him to some electronic games if I can find any.

[deshabille]

It's like a co-captain, except he has to listen to me and take orders from me.

[There's still good humor in her voice, though, which . . . probably implies that she is well aware that Joseph is shit at taking orders, and it's mostly whatever.]

Electronic games? Like . . . made of electricity?

[SHE IS FROM THE FUCKING DARK AGES, TBH.]