mingle post? mingle post. MINGLE POST!!

[carreau]

Who: you
Broadcast: if you want
Action: also if you want
When: right. goddamn. now.

[ It's a mingle post. IN SPACE.

Just comment and tag around. ]

Comments

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[he looks over with a big grin on his face! absorbs the slap like he saw it coming across the room, too.]

Hah, hey Hange! These guys are ridiculous! They can't be real birds.

[aberrant_type]

Ridiculous and delicious. [A crunch as she returns to her goodie bag.] They taste pretty birdy... but I suppose they could be engineered or adapted to space somehow... they don't seem very efficient to keep here, though.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

You think so? Easier than cows, I bet.

[he looks back at the birds... their long, bald necks... and beady little eyes... gods he starts giggling again.]

[aberrant_type]

Just about everything is easier than cows. [Munch.] But I wonder why not chickens? They're smaller... you can factory farm 'em...

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Tallbird defense force.

[...wait, what was that? oh he'll just steal one of her fried ostrich bits.]

[aberrant_type]

Oi. [Palm in his face. :| Don't touch the food. :|] Are those yours? I think not.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Ah-- [surprised! but he... retracts his hand.] No?

[aberrant_type]

[Food shortages for years and now she's really APPRECIATING this meat heaven, okay. She stuffs another one in her mouth.]

They're cheap, captain! [Swallow.] By the way, Robin, is your hair color natural?

[birdsbirdsbirds]

My hair? [that's definitely a quick subject change. he brushes his nose off on account of her hand just being in his face.] Not the stripes. Why do you ask?

[aberrant_type]

I'm curious! [Of course.] Is it the white or black that's unnatural?

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Just the white. [which... he does a careful enough job that one could believe it... he picks a couple of his white strands out, while he thinks about it.]

[aberrant_type]

Hm, what a shame. [She'd be all over him being an albino. Hange eyes him for a moment and then returns to her chicken.]

Seems like a time-consuming beauty routine.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Yeah, but it pays off. Don't you think?

[he runs his fingers through his hair~]

[aberrant_type]

Don't tell me you're asking me to tell you what a pretty face you have.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

No, no. I wanted you to compliment my hair.

[aberrant_type]

Hmmm... it certainly does look like you put a lot of effort into it!

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Ah... You're a hard sell, Hange.

[but he'll put his bangs back into place and continue looking out at the birds... chuckling quietly all over again.]

[aberrant_type]

Oh, are you selling something? [She tosses an ostrich bit into her mouth and cackles. So attract]

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[there's a pause where he debates not saying something... but then he winks and says it anyway because self control is hard.]

A good time...?

[aberrant_type]

[Snortlaugh.]

You better be careful you don't catch something.

[how many prostitutes aRE HERE]

[birdsbirdsbirds]

All right, all right. [he laughs and waves his hand.] I was mostly kidding anyway.

[aberrant_type]

Oh, only mostly? Robin, I don't care what you do for pocket money, but we barely know each other...

[birdsbirdsbirds]

And seeing as we don't, please--consider it a compliment.

[his charming smiles are probably absolutely useless against her, but that won't stop him from trying.]

[aberrant_type]

[She's just so amused.] A compliment, or a complimentary offer?

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[a short laugh--] The first. Let's keep it simple.