Kurt "Secondhand Embarassment" Wagner (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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driftfleet2015-09-28 10:00 pm
digthefuzz) wrote in driftfleet2015-09-28 10:00 pm
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First Bamf
Who: Kurt Wagner and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: On the Huntress!
When: After the Shuffle! (Pre-Shuffle Marsiva action is also allowable!)
[It's been a whirlwind day for Kurt Wagner. He was emotionally raw from a traumatic event when he woke up in space. Kurt had arrived on the day of the shuffle and had been doing his best to try to keep a low profile. People aren't always the most acceptable of a fuzzy blue mutant who looks like a devil, after all. And he'd managed to pick up the basics, at least, between what encounters he had on the Marsiva, while managing to be lucky enough to avoid the network.
His luck ran out once he was shuffled onto the Huntress. The video feed catches an unsuspecting Kurt Wagner tinkering with his watch and being increasingly frustrated with it as he keeps prodding at it.]
Come onnn.... Why won't it work? Oh man!
[ooc: Of course, if any other new characters want, they can alternately run into him before the Shuffle, anywhere on the Marsiva. Choose your own adventure!]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: On the Huntress!
When: After the Shuffle! (Pre-Shuffle Marsiva action is also allowable!)
[It's been a whirlwind day for Kurt Wagner. He was emotionally raw from a traumatic event when he woke up in space. Kurt had arrived on the day of the shuffle and had been doing his best to try to keep a low profile. People aren't always the most acceptable of a fuzzy blue mutant who looks like a devil, after all. And he'd managed to pick up the basics, at least, between what encounters he had on the Marsiva, while managing to be lucky enough to avoid the network.
His luck ran out once he was shuffled onto the Huntress. The video feed catches an unsuspecting Kurt Wagner tinkering with his watch and being increasingly frustrated with it as he keeps prodding at it.]
Come onnn.... Why won't it work? Oh man!
[ooc: Of course, if any other new characters want, they can alternately run into him before the Shuffle, anywhere on the Marsiva. Choose your own adventure!]
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What? You just... shouldn't assume things! It's... bad.
And, I'm a mutant. That's all there is to it, man.
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...Well, no, but sometimes you have to.
I have no idea what that is but I have a feeling I might go over my offensive meter if I ask.
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[He sighs.]
If you don't know what it means at all, I might as well tell you. It means a person who's born... not like other people. With special powers... and sometimes looking really different too, like me.
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Oh no, okay we have that where I'm from. Except...they're called benders. Most of them don't look any different, but they definitely have special powers.
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[One day he will actually bother to learn more about Bending.
Except you know, he won't. Ever. ]
But yeah, I know about that kinda thing. Do you have any powers? Other than... yeah.
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Hey, the way I look isn't a power! My real main power is teleportation, baby! Plus, I can stick to walls like it's nobody's business!
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[Because of horrible, genocidal reasons. ]
So you can go wherever you want, whenever you want? Dude, that is so cool!
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It is so cool! Wanna see how so cool?!
[Then bamf! There's a puff of smoke and Kurt reappears on the ceiling, smirking confidently.]
This is how cool!!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH!!!!
[Oh wait. It's the blue guy. Wow. Okay, deep breath, gather your non-existent dignity back. ]
Wow. You weren't kidding.
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Nope. No kidding here, my friend!
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[He's finding an appropriate word give him a sec. ]
That's so cool.
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Dude! That's exactly what I would have said.
Now you know what I mean! Have some more.
[When Sokka looks back down on the plate, there's another gut bomb there. Or is it the same one, replenished again? Either way, eating it will have the exact same effect.]