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Caesar Zeppeli ([personal profile] mylegacy) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-09-29 07:25 am

four ○ video / action

Who: Caesar Zeppeli and u! Also Joseph Joestar's birthday party and u! MULTIPURPOSE
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: Caprine! Because this mess is not happening on his ship.
When: Wednesday, September 23; Sunday, September 27.

video } wednesday, september 23

Someone needs to explain fried chicken to me.

[. . . no, that appears to be the lead-in to this video. Caesar looks a little offended, and he kind of is; this has actually been explained to him, but there are, in his opinion, a hundred better things you could do with a chicken than fry it. Sacrilegious. No one ever take him to an Olive Garden.]

It seems like a good way to dry the chicken out if you're not careful. And frying is so unhealthy. [Why not dunk it in alfredo sauce instead.]

Also, what the hell is coleslaw.

Also, I do need help with some baking. A cake.

[What was the other thing. Oh, yes.]

Joseph Joestar's birthday is this Sunday. He's been forbidden from talking about it, so I encourage everyone to talk to him about it as much as possible.

[What a good friend.]

action } sunday, september 27

[On Sunday, because he is a good friend, an absolute shit-ton of food appears; because he holds the sanctity and cleanliness of his ship to be pretty sacred, it appears in the Caprine's cargo bay. Decorations are hit-or-miss, in part because that's not really his strong suit and in part because he's pretty sure Joseph won't actually care. There's food.]

[Although there are other things too, past the small mountain of non-nutritional-paste foodstuffs. Music, for one thing, although it's a strange mishmash of things that sounded familiar to a 1930s ear, things that didn't totally offend him, and things that other people contributed. About halfway through the afternoon, something roughly analogous to hip-hop crackles across the speakers, startling everyone, if by everyone you mean probably just Caesar.]

[It's a party, y'all. Have fun. Don't let Joseph eat all the fried chicken.]


( ooc; OBVIOUSLY THIS POST WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP SOONER, but due to Reasons it did not. if you don't mind, please keep birthday mingle stuff under the toplevel i put up for it - otherwise go nuts and have fun! ♥ )
nextlineis: (★ kept on the inside and no sunlight)

[personal profile] nextlineis 2015-10-06 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not telling, [he replies in sing-song.] Then you'll always know when I'm lying.

[Because Joseph is so incredibly subtle when he's up to something, amirite?]
nextlineis: (★ play play play play)

[personal profile] nextlineis 2015-10-08 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Joseph snorts.]

You think I'd have that kind of patience?
nextlineis: (★ haters gonna hate)

[personal profile] nextlineis 2015-10-15 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. There's a little bit of that dopey look again from Joseph. It's just a kiss to the cheek, but it catches him off-guard. It's quickly replaced by a wide grin.]

You know, Caesar, I think that's the smartest thing you've ever said.
nextlineis: (★ but i wonder what)

[personal profile] nextlineis 2015-10-17 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Which means the dumbest thing you ever thought was planning on not saying anything ever.

[Just remember how much you love this little shit, Caesar.]
nextlineis: (☆ that's what they don't know mmm-mmm)

[personal profile] nextlineis 2015-10-25 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[...Agreeing and paying him a compliment? It must be Joseph's birth--wait a second!! jk.]

[He does look smug as all get out though.]


You were expecting two left feet, weren't you?
nextlineis: (★ with what you want to say)

[personal profile] nextlineis 2015-10-26 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You must really enjoy being wrong then with the way you're constantly doubting me.

[He says as though he doesn't relish in proving someone else wrong or, more specifically, in impressing Caesar.]