oo1 | video (intro!)

[frigidaire]

Who: Isaac Lahey & you!
Broadcast: fleetwide; video
Action: Marsiva, hospital deck.
When: now!!

[ the feed flickers on, the camera shaking as the user clearly fumbles with the device. he's not the most graceful of creatures, isaac lahey. when it does finally center on his face, he looks a little bewildered. ]

Okay, so I've had weird dreams before but --

[ he looks around, walking around the hospital deck as though pacing the room might actually get him somewhere. ] I mean, am I dead? Is this what that great white light looks like? Because if it is, it's pretty disappointing.

[ no, really, he's had a lot of weird experiences with dreams, new places, supernatural things, and this? looks nothing like that at all. ]

I thought it would look at least a little more like Star Trek or... I don't know, more clouds? A lake, maybe. Something more scenic. [ ... priorities. ] Mexican food would be nice.

Comments

[electrostatics]

I guess that's just a human thing. [ Even if he's misplaced, he knows all about his own systems and identity from the moment he gains consciousness. The perks of being an AI and having instant input. A computer doesn't really question its own existence. ] Then again, I don't even have dreams, so I guess I wouldn't know what they were like.

I've heard it's pretty disgusting. It makes good construction material, though.

[frigidaire]

RIght, food should definitely not make good construction material. That does not say it's going to be edible and good.

[ already he holds his hands up, put off, because what is life without good food? ]

A mildly human thing, anyway. [ because being a werewolf just made things more difficult. ]

[electrostatics]

It apparently has all the nutrients you need regardless. It's just the same wobbly texture, more or less.

[ LUCKILY, ELECMAN HAS NO SUCH QUANDARIES, SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS AT ALL. ]

Mildly human? I wasn't aware humans came in half-measures. [ Elecman don't be a dick... ]

[frigidaire]

Yeah but nutrients don't exactly sound good. I don't want healthy, I want delicious.

[ WELL. GROWING WEREWOOFS HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. food is low on the list for most, but for isaac? food > life. ]

Er. Well, I guess they can. There's normal humans and then there are assholes. I guess it works for any species. [ ... not that he's trying to say anything. ]