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[feathery]

Who: Davesprite and co. (aka you)
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: All aboard the Marsiva, choo choo
When: Now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

based on past and present levels of circulating cultural confusion we have a number of seriously deprived abductees in our midst
and it looks like atroma has finally fucking stepped up to fix this utter travesty
like sure theyre fucking creeps and probably have photos of your drawers
maybe theyve even stolen your drawers
but now theyve done us all the favor of letting us further our education in whatever deliriously biznasty way we so choose
gotta prep for the future somehow right
for those of you not in the know where im from our academic framework is based on "pop culture"
its the backbone for every single earth career in the future
case in point
time travel is dangerous fucking business
so hells of fucking dangerous in fact there are many manuals on why you shouldnt do it
its spawned its own subgenre of science fiction
but none of them can trump the core work that is back to the future
this is a documentary trilogy that presents the truest of temporal moral dilemmas: do you or do you not feel up your teen mom to ensure your parents hook up and do the nasty
it is a cornerstone of every time janitors greatest fucking fears if not the capstone itself
not that i expect many of you to pursue a career in chronological relativity and all the bullshit that entails
(and if you do were going to have to sit down and chat about your poor life choices)
but despite its temporal focus back to the future is required viewing for people from all walks of life
i mean at the very least you can tell off any time travelers you meet for their gross negligence
and lets be real who here has anything better to do
you are bored as fuck dont even deny
i have slept more in the last couple weeks than i have in the last six months and im still going fucking bananas from being stuck in this steel coop despite literal years of practice with cabin fever
not even trawling the veritable goldmine of futuristic multimedia is taking the edge off at this point
so yeah
im here to provide an educational service aka movie marathon so grab your fucking hoverboards assholes
get your asses to the main room and bring your popcorn
were going back to the future

Comments

[evildetector]

Oh. Right.

That was mostly just a joke, dude, relax. The implication there was "people who aren't acquainted with Back to the Future aren't worth my time and/or friendship," but it's all pretty much a ruse. My best friend still has no idea who George Lucas is.

[feathery]

see the thing about existing for so long in the dubious limbo of reality space
and all the bullshit before that
mostly the bullshit before that if were one hundred percent real considering i havent been here for a year yet
is that that seems like a totally legitimate thing for someone to say
i mean i havent met an actual basement dweller yet
so its only a matter of time

[evildetector]

Where'd you exist before this?

[ IT'S REALLY INTERESTING TO HIM, okay... considering he and nova both came from aather, and no one else seems to have. ]

[feathery]

earth
sburb
asgard
in that order

[evildetector]

Knowing 1/3 ain't bad, I guess.

[ it's pretty bad... ]

My name's Stiles, by the way.

[feathery]

is that a popular nickname for rupert where youre from

[evildetector]

What are you talking about.

[feathery]

it was a fad where im from
anyway im davesprite

[Like he has the right to give anyone shit about their name.]

[evildetector]

Calling yourself "Stiles" was a fad.

[feathery]

but only for guys named rupert

[evildetector]

Everyone else just adds a soda to the end of their name?

[feathery]

that or strider
i fucking swear like a quarter of the remaining population was a god damn strider