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[feathery]

Who: Davesprite and co. (aka you)
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: All aboard the Marsiva, choo choo
When: Now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

based on past and present levels of circulating cultural confusion we have a number of seriously deprived abductees in our midst
and it looks like atroma has finally fucking stepped up to fix this utter travesty
like sure theyre fucking creeps and probably have photos of your drawers
maybe theyve even stolen your drawers
but now theyve done us all the favor of letting us further our education in whatever deliriously biznasty way we so choose
gotta prep for the future somehow right
for those of you not in the know where im from our academic framework is based on "pop culture"
its the backbone for every single earth career in the future
case in point
time travel is dangerous fucking business
so hells of fucking dangerous in fact there are many manuals on why you shouldnt do it
its spawned its own subgenre of science fiction
but none of them can trump the core work that is back to the future
this is a documentary trilogy that presents the truest of temporal moral dilemmas: do you or do you not feel up your teen mom to ensure your parents hook up and do the nasty
it is a cornerstone of every time janitors greatest fucking fears if not the capstone itself
not that i expect many of you to pursue a career in chronological relativity and all the bullshit that entails
(and if you do were going to have to sit down and chat about your poor life choices)
but despite its temporal focus back to the future is required viewing for people from all walks of life
i mean at the very least you can tell off any time travelers you meet for their gross negligence
and lets be real who here has anything better to do
you are bored as fuck dont even deny
i have slept more in the last couple weeks than i have in the last six months and im still going fucking bananas from being stuck in this steel coop despite literal years of practice with cabin fever
not even trawling the veritable goldmine of futuristic multimedia is taking the edge off at this point
so yeah
im here to provide an educational service aka movie marathon so grab your fucking hoverboards assholes
get your asses to the main room and bring your popcorn
were going back to the future

Comments

[notkittenaround]

I have eaten many strange things, but I have never mixed the two... Once I return to my world, I may speak to the culinarians I know. Perhaps there is a market of herring salsa to be exploited.

[feathery]

hell yeah i like the way you think
theres always a way to turn a quick profit
and if nothing else
your worlds crow analogues are gonna be all over it

[notkittenaround]

We need not analogues - We have crows themselves, their feathers oft used for arrows. I have gathered them before in my youth, though I am far-flung from that nation now.

[feathery]

oh cool
i guess thats another universal constant
or a partial one
though i dont think i ever had anyone try to fletch my feathers

[notkittenaround]

There seems little need, when there are no bows to be had. Yet crow feathers are also used for flies.

If ever we find another fishing hole, I may ask some of you.

[feathery]

we had em back in asgard
but i think most people wanted my feathers for magical or cosplay purposes
based off my last survey
but sure
im not molting anymore but i still got more than enough to spare

[notkittenaround]

I know the word, yet without context, it means little - What is this culture of cosplay of which you speak?

[feathery]

oh it just means i had some friends who were into dressing up as crows in their spare time

[None of his friends ever actually dressed up as crows in their spare time.]

whats it mean for you
or is it like
purely contextual

[notkittenaround]

I possess the Echo, by which I can understand the soul and mind to some extent - it has served me well in the course of my time. A great many people do not speak a common tongue.

Your meaning I grasp, that it is to do with costumes and playing, perhaps of theatre, without the greater context of the world. Would you tell me more of those who cosplay?

[feathery]

ok yeah that does sound useful
but alright
i dont think theres much more to cosplayers than what you said though
im no otaku expert
honestly jade might be savvier in the way of the animes which is an accomplishment when her pop culture knowledge is one of the most assbackwards things ive ever beheld
is there anything you wanna know in particular

[notkittenaround]

You speak of a Jade. Is this woman here?

[feathery]

yeah shes here
keep an eye out for a girl with white dog ears and you cant go wrong
i dont think theres anyone else who fits that criteria aboard