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[feathery]

Who: Davesprite and co. (aka you)
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: All aboard the Marsiva, choo choo
When: Now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

based on past and present levels of circulating cultural confusion we have a number of seriously deprived abductees in our midst
and it looks like atroma has finally fucking stepped up to fix this utter travesty
like sure theyre fucking creeps and probably have photos of your drawers
maybe theyve even stolen your drawers
but now theyve done us all the favor of letting us further our education in whatever deliriously biznasty way we so choose
gotta prep for the future somehow right
for those of you not in the know where im from our academic framework is based on "pop culture"
its the backbone for every single earth career in the future
case in point
time travel is dangerous fucking business
so hells of fucking dangerous in fact there are many manuals on why you shouldnt do it
its spawned its own subgenre of science fiction
but none of them can trump the core work that is back to the future
this is a documentary trilogy that presents the truest of temporal moral dilemmas: do you or do you not feel up your teen mom to ensure your parents hook up and do the nasty
it is a cornerstone of every time janitors greatest fucking fears if not the capstone itself
not that i expect many of you to pursue a career in chronological relativity and all the bullshit that entails
(and if you do were going to have to sit down and chat about your poor life choices)
but despite its temporal focus back to the future is required viewing for people from all walks of life
i mean at the very least you can tell off any time travelers you meet for their gross negligence
and lets be real who here has anything better to do
you are bored as fuck dont even deny
i have slept more in the last couple weeks than i have in the last six months and im still going fucking bananas from being stuck in this steel coop despite literal years of practice with cabin fever
not even trawling the veritable goldmine of futuristic multimedia is taking the edge off at this point
so yeah
im here to provide an educational service aka movie marathon so grab your fucking hoverboards assholes
get your asses to the main room and bring your popcorn
were going back to the future

Comments

[frigidaire]

a C then, fine.
but no more. you'll have to try harder than that.

[feathery]

if i feel like it later sure
you cant rush genius
oh hey
speaking of movies though
have you ever seen teen wolf

[frigidaire]

seriously.
teen wolf.
what are you playing at?
no i haven't. is it any good?

[feathery]

depends on your definition of "good"
its no back to the future
but if were tripping our way through the 80s we might as well hit a couple werewolf classics
an american werewolf in london is always on the suggestion table too but michael j fox wasnt in that one so its of less topical intrigue

[frigidaire]

i didn't know we were going down memory lane but yeah fine.
werewolf classics. we need to find some bird men movies.
but i think there's only horror movies.
are we only watching movies with mjf?
that's a pretty limited category, and he's not even that good.

[feathery]

im only here to vouch for the serious time travel dissertation and hes the thematic link between that and the werewolf movies
so i dont know if you want to branch out from there im open to ideas

[frigidaire]

time travel dissertation? you need to get off of this spaceship. or something. no one talks like that.
but sure we can watch teen wolf and back to the future. maybe should watch an american werwolf in london while we're at it.

[feathery]

these words were just spoken bro
or typed but same deal
though i would be all for getting off this spaceship if it were a thing that could be done
it really shouldnt be possible to get bored this quickly of cultural exchange
but hell yes now youre talking
that ones got a sequel too

[frigidaire]

i think we'd all be happy to get off this bucket.
but then i'd never see you again Bird Dave.
tragedy of the century.

[ ... oh if sarcasm could be portrayed through text. ]

but until then we have werwolves and michael j fox.
and doritos. you better bring the doritos.

[feathery]

[:(]

yeah im sure everyone aboard would be devastated by the absence of my face
and youre worrying a little excessively about the potential of missing corn chips
i could forget all the doritos and still have the ability to conjure up more on my person so its not like were lacking on that front bro

[frigidaire]

you've been here longer than me, so yeah, maybe they would be devastated.
especially since you make doritos. i'm tired of eating this weird gel food, okay.
but good to hear you can magic them up. i'm not even gonna ask.
i'll see you in a few.