ye olde mingle of the pathstone variety

[openhands]

Who: crew of the pathstone & you!!!
Broadcast: ??
Action: aboard the pathstone, yo
When: 11/25 & beyond

[So how about that longer hallway? Weird, right? Or you know the new antiquated look in the interior is kinda nice...right? Right.]

[...GET IN HERE, IT'S A MINGLE]

Comments

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley has been tending to his own plants, which largely consists of yelling at them a lot, but that's just how he rolls. He's wandering past, holding some poor houseplant or other in his hands.]

And just because I've been gone doesn't mean you can just start getting brown leaves and whathaveyou. I'm letting you off this once, but if you're not verdant and green in three days, it's into the airlock you-

[Oh.]

... 'Lo, Jove.

[dawnwillcome]

[She has heard him berating his plants before, of course, because they've lived in such close quarters for so long it's impossible to miss, but each time she experiences it Jove can't help but find it just as perplexing and amusing as she had the very first time.]

Hello, Crowley. I see you've got a stubborn one there.

[onlyanapple]

[That is exactly the right reaction, even if (and possibly because of) Crowley takes it COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY. ]

Yeah. Seems to think its had a little holiday and can do whatever it wants now. Its in for a horrible surprise, if it keeps this up.

[dawnwillcome]

[With an extremely grave frown, Jove steps closer and taps her finger against her chin as she considers.]

Perhaps instead of the airlock, you might threaten it with something new and terrifying. Left out to be eaten by Tek?

[onlyanapple]

[He seems to genuinely consider that one, before a smirk crosses his lips. ]

You know, that is a much better punishment. [To the plant. ] You hear that? You buck up your ideas or you're dragon food.

[dawnwillcome]

I think it's gone a little more green already.

[She may be exaggerating, but it's in the name of the joke, so she expects that's just fine.]

[onlyanapple]

[It is, and he gives a firm nod. ]

It better have, if it knows what's good for it.

[dawnwillcome]

[She comes closer, reaching out to inspect a leaf closely.]

I had heard that speaking to plants as they grow was good for them, but I'm surprised that shouting would work. You should visit the garden on the Iskaulit and see if you can't get those plants to grow a little faster.

[onlyanapple]

[Jove that is like his DREAM. ]

Threatening works better than anything, I've been doing it for centuries. [He nods. ] I can get that garden into shape before you know it.

[dawnwillcome]

I'm sure everyone would appreciate it, I believe it's being used mostly to grow food. Just think, you could have us waist deep in fruits and vegetables and everyone would be in your debt.

[onlyanapple]

[OH hold up, he pulls a face. ]

...That sounds suspiciously like helping for a good cause.

[Allergies, Jove. ALLERGIES.]

[dawnwillcome]

You'll be benefiting from it, though. Wouldn't you like something to eat that doesn't wobble?

[Think of it selfishly Crowley it's fine if you're doing it for your own good.]

[onlyanapple]

That would be something better for a change.