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[idealistic]

Who: SS Wonderfuckdickduck
Broadcast: most likely N/A
Action: the Wonderduck, way-stations, snow planet, whatever
When: umm NOW??

[ casually jumps onto the bandwagon IT'S A SHIP MINGLE YOU GUYS. let's welcome our new captain Wonderduck style ]

Comments

[showmeyourwreath]

Yes...let's avoid that.

[Handcrafts is a fantastic idea, but now Flora is trying to come up with a list of things she's able to do or pursue.]

Who suggested it? Are they going to show you?

[Does she need to try and bake cookies for company? KANEIS ARE YOU MAKING FRIENDS?]

[wilder]

I don't think so. He just seemed to think I couldn't do it.

[And thus. He must prove him WRONG. By suffocating him with a sweater]

[showmeyourwreath]

Oh, so it's definitely has to be knitting, huh. [Flora understands this mentality and nods.

Well, the proving wrong part. The homicidally tsun part, not so much.]

Right. I can teach you, if you'd like!

[wilder]

Yep. It's gotta be.

You can knit...?

[showmeyourwreath]

You'll definitely come out on top. And yes, I can! Knitting, crocheting, sewing, hand and paper crafts, gardening...I like doing a lot of things with my hands.

[wilder]

[...]

Do you not get out much or something...?

[showmeyourwreath]

I'm a nature fairy, I get out plenty. What does that have to do with anything?

[wilder]

Well it's just...a lot of hobbies.

I mean, usually a lot of hobbies means you have a lot of time on your hands or...a lot of pent up tension.

[showmeyourwreath]

Well, I mean, I like spending time with my plants sometimes, but I did have a social life.

[She foresees getting more tense as time goes on, though, and so she will just ignore that point.]

Those aren't even all of them, but anyway, it helps that for some of them, the better you are at least one of them, the easier it is to pick up others, since they need the same sets of skills, like hand-eye coordination.

[wilder]

[Sorry Flora can't help you there. Still has a no-crew policy]

Is that so, huh...

[He considers that, and how it pertains to him]

Well, I'm pretty good at throwing fireballs at people- so I'd say my hand-eye coordination's pretty good. Maybe I'll figure out knitting yet.

[showmeyourwreath]

[Wow, not that kind of tension!!!

That gets her to grin a bit, and she raises a hand to bring her thumb and forefinger together without touching.] Knitting's a little more delicate than tossing fire around, Kaneis, but it shouldn't be beyond you, if you're not impatient.

[But he is a little lazy, isn't he...maybe that's why whoever suggested it thought he might not be able to do it. But. But!!! Maybe he'll see this through!]

It's low stress, but you have to pay a bit of attention. If you drop a stitch, for example, the whole thing could unravel, and if you make a mistake, you can't just pull it apart like with another method, you have to unknit it.

[wilder]

Hey hey hey! Fire element is an extremely delicate element! Yarn can't blow up in your face or explode!

[He raises an eyebrow at those examples.] Yeah....constant vigilance sounds...very not stressful.