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[idealistic]

Who: SS Wonderfuckdickduck
Broadcast: most likely N/A
Action: the Wonderduck, way-stations, snow planet, whatever
When: umm NOW??

[ casually jumps onto the bandwagon IT'S A SHIP MINGLE YOU GUYS. let's welcome our new captain Wonderduck style ]

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[wilder]

A fairy.

[He says it like it's as normal as mentioning that it's Tuesday]

[idealistic]

[ you know, he probably shouldn't be as surprised as he is now, considering he met a unicorn, fought the undead, and joined two worlds together.

but. apparently he is. ] I thought fairies were only something you'd see in storybooks.

[ and they're usually tinier. ]

[wilder]

[Dear goddess what Lloyd. He raises an eyebrow, looking utterly amused]

....Seriously? You, Lloyd Irving, guy who can't seem to go anywhere without really weird stuff happening, is questioning the realistic plausibility of fairies existing?

[idealistic]

[ HEY HE WASN'T DOING THAT... not exactly, anyway!! ]

Hey, it's not like I knew she was one anyway! I thought they were smaller than her!

[ shows what he knows. ]

[wilder]

[He shrugs]

Apparently not. Or she could just be really big for a fairy.

[idealistic]

Or maybe the fairies where she's from are just different, like how there's different magic.

[ he remembers his talk with Krista, when they talked about the differences between their magic in their respective worlds. maybe it's the same for Flora?

he pauses in the hallway for a moment, listening for any movement that's not his or Kaneis's. so far so good... ]

[wilder]

[He groans] Don't remind me. It's such a pain having to explain to every other person how my magic works.

[idealistic]

I have no problem with it. [ that's only because you only had to explain it to like one or two people, Lloyd. ] It's pretty interesting to hear how magic works in their world too.

[wilder]

Says the guy who doesn't use magic. [he gives a wave of his hand] That part can be interesting, but try having to explain it every time you need to use magic. Or even better, having to explain it to someone who thinks it's...the devil's taint or whatever.

Believe me, it gets old fast.

[idealistic]

[ ... ]

Someone thinks magic is the devil's what?

[wilder]

Taint.

Don't ask me, I don't get it either.

[idealistic]

[ AFTER APPARENTLY AN ETERNITY they make it to the bridge. ]

But I don't get it. Magic is a normal thing, so what's so bad about it? [ if this goes back to half-elf discrimination s2g... ]

[wilder]

[IT'S A VERY LONG HALLWAY OKAY. But yes good the bridge, he starts looking around for those pudding cups]

[But wow. That's such a Lloyd answer. He gives a dry tone as he looks]

Gee, I don't know. Maybe something about people who can set things on fire with their minds gets some people unnerved.

[idealistic]

But that's stupid! What's so wrong with people that can do different stuff as long as they're not doing anything bad with it?

[ I MEAN JEEZ IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE HURTING ANYBODY JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN SET FIRE TO STUFF WITH THEIR MINDS. of course, some people do it but that's usually a minority in comparison.

but oh look his attention his diverted soon enough. ]

--There they are! [ BEELINES ]

[wilder]

Because people don't know if they would do something bad with it. Not everyone's as trusting as you, Lloyd.

[Though okay...he knows even this guy has his limit on trust. Painfully so.]

[But oh, pudding!]

- Finally! Is that hallway normally that long?