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driftfleet2015-11-30 08:39 am
housepartyprotocol) wrote in driftfleet2015-11-30 08:39 am
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Who: Tony Stark and anyone!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Still on The Marsiva
When: Now
[ The video feed crackles to life, and on the screen is a man looking equal parts composed and annoyed. He settles into the frame and smiles wryly.]
I'm not going to waste time here asking where we are, since I'd like to think we can all recognize space, but fair warning: you've got about [ he looks at his watch ] 2 minutes before I start taking this place apart. Not a threat, just making you aware that without a pretty impressive explanation, I will cannibalize your lovely and expensive ship and fly myself home.
[ He smiles briefly and with no humor before sitting back in his chair and tapping his watch. ]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Still on The Marsiva
When: Now
[ The video feed crackles to life, and on the screen is a man looking equal parts composed and annoyed. He settles into the frame and smiles wryly.]
I'm not going to waste time here asking where we are, since I'd like to think we can all recognize space, but fair warning: you've got about [ he looks at his watch ] 2 minutes before I start taking this place apart. Not a threat, just making you aware that without a pretty impressive explanation, I will cannibalize your lovely and expensive ship and fly myself home.
[ He smiles briefly and with no humor before sitting back in his chair and tapping his watch. ]
video;
Stark.
[Just that. Note the poker face.]
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Cap.
[ It comes out sounding a little like a question. ]
encrypted;
(Okay, so it's shitty compared to what Tony could do, but Steve's no slouch with tech these days either.)]
2015, June. You?
[After Ultron. After the time they'd spent rebuilding Sokovia. But a date marker means nothing to someone who doesn't understand its significance, so it's hardly a tactical misstep to admit it.]
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He looks at Steve in surprise. Exactly how much had he learned while Tony wasn't paying attention? ]
Did you just... since when can you code data encryption?
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Oh, is that what that does? Here I thought I was ordering a latte.
[Two years in SHIELD, he'd have to spend his time sleeping through class not to pick up on the basics, bro. He's not - and will probably never be - on Tony or Natasha's level, but he pays attention.]
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[ Tony Stark, master of interpersonal observation. ]
Yep. 2015. Well, 2015 when I left. Can't really guess how long ago that was. Space capture at all that.
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There's a few things we should address.
[In person, he doesn't say. There's a faint pause, and then,]
Good to have you onboard.
[It goes without saying that being 'here' is not the preferable state of being for any of them, but Stark-- well, he's as invaluable an ally as his father ever was.]
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