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[housepartyprotocol]

Who: Tony Stark and anyone!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Still on The Marsiva
When: Now

[ The video feed crackles to life, and on the screen is a man looking equal parts composed and annoyed. He settles into the frame and smiles wryly.]

I'm not going to waste time here asking where we are, since I'd like to think we can all recognize space, but fair warning: you've got about [ he looks at his watch ] 2 minutes before I start taking this place apart. Not a threat, just making you aware that without a pretty impressive explanation, I will cannibalize your lovely and expensive ship and fly myself home.

[ He smiles briefly and with no humor before sitting back in his chair and tapping his watch. ]

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[housepartyprotocol]

[ Rolling his eyes. ]

Dial back the tiny, sarcastic, violins. Last I saw you, you tried to flatten my city. Everything else is just here-say.

[complicatedliar]

Life goes on. As does death.

Well, I suppose you could always see about having me executed if your thirst for vengeance is insufficiently slaked.

I think you'd be less of a bastard about it than Odin, actually. Hm.

[housepartyprotocol]

[ Another sigh. ]

What did I say about the violins? No one on my side tried to have you executed, or had that slipped your mind?

[complicatedliar]

You simply sent me back to Asgard, where Odin would have executed me, but for the continual intervention of my mother.

But that is really beside the point. It is all right, Tony. I know you're not nearly interested in those... fairness and justice things as my brother or even Steve Rogers are.