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[housepartyprotocol]

Who: Tony Stark and anyone!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Still on The Marsiva
When: Now

[ The video feed crackles to life, and on the screen is a man looking equal parts composed and annoyed. He settles into the frame and smiles wryly.]

I'm not going to waste time here asking where we are, since I'd like to think we can all recognize space, but fair warning: you've got about [ he looks at his watch ] 2 minutes before I start taking this place apart. Not a threat, just making you aware that without a pretty impressive explanation, I will cannibalize your lovely and expensive ship and fly myself home.

[ He smiles briefly and with no humor before sitting back in his chair and tapping his watch. ]

Comments

[housepartyprotocol]

I've sat through enough.

[resnipstance]

Then you know what it's like!

Look, there are people who are suited to that kind of thing. I'm not one of them. That's all.

[housepartyprotocol]

I don't know, a few of them could stand to be punched.

[resnipstance]

You won't see me disagreeing with that, either.

But apparently that causes "intergalactic incidents."

[housepartyprotocol]

[ A chuckle. ]

You're right, of course, but it would be satisfying. Just sometimes.

[resnipstance]

Oh well. We can't always get what we want. Or something.

[housepartyprotocol]

That is a matter of opinion. Shouldn't getting everything be the goal?

[resnipstance]

Sure, if you're selfish enough. I'm relatively sure that goes against the Jedi Code pretty explicitly.