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driftfleet2015-12-05 05:12 pm
effluent) wrote in driftfleet2015-12-05 05:12 pm
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Who: Sarah Turner and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Golden
When: 12/06
[as the video flickers on, a blonde teenager stares intently at the camera before she flashes a toothy smile and leans in closer]
Aaaand there we go. Testing, one two-- [she taps the camera twice and grins a little wider as she hears feedback from her own device]
Is it too late for a Wizard of Oz reference? Because we sure are not in Kansas any more. [her left hand reaches up to fiddle with a strand of her wavy blonde hair as she looks up, past the camera]
So tell me if I leave anything out, because here's what I've got figured out so far. We're on Survivor: Space Edition, with just a dab of Star Travel mixed in for flavor. And I'm guessing instead of getting voted off the island, we get jetted off into space? Man, and I thought human reality TV was vicious. Turns out aliens are the real assholes.
[but despite that she laughs a bit at her own joke and turns her full attention back to the screen before she continues]
I guess the meet-and-greet comes next. Hey, I'm Sarah. [she wiggles the fingers of her right hand in a half-hearted wave] Nice to meet you, blah blah blah. While we're on the subject of introductions, I looked through the contestant list, and you guys have some wild names. Special shout out to "Belthazar" and "Adrasteius"... I can't tell if your parents were huge nerds, or if they just hated you.
So! Who all is out there? Don't be shy, I don't bite... much. [aaand yep, she accompanies that with another shit-eating-grin. She'll also be lounging around the Golden's kitchen area... Draped forward on the counter and snacking on her free pudding. Such a class act, this one.]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Golden
When: 12/06
[as the video flickers on, a blonde teenager stares intently at the camera before she flashes a toothy smile and leans in closer]
Aaaand there we go. Testing, one two-- [she taps the camera twice and grins a little wider as she hears feedback from her own device]
Is it too late for a Wizard of Oz reference? Because we sure are not in Kansas any more. [her left hand reaches up to fiddle with a strand of her wavy blonde hair as she looks up, past the camera]
So tell me if I leave anything out, because here's what I've got figured out so far. We're on Survivor: Space Edition, with just a dab of Star Travel mixed in for flavor. And I'm guessing instead of getting voted off the island, we get jetted off into space? Man, and I thought human reality TV was vicious. Turns out aliens are the real assholes.
[but despite that she laughs a bit at her own joke and turns her full attention back to the screen before she continues]
I guess the meet-and-greet comes next. Hey, I'm Sarah. [she wiggles the fingers of her right hand in a half-hearted wave] Nice to meet you, blah blah blah. While we're on the subject of introductions, I looked through the contestant list, and you guys have some wild names. Special shout out to "Belthazar" and "Adrasteius"... I can't tell if your parents were huge nerds, or if they just hated you.
So! Who all is out there? Don't be shy, I don't bite... much. [aaand yep, she accompanies that with another shit-eating-grin. She'll also be lounging around the Golden's kitchen area... Draped forward on the counter and snacking on her free pudding. Such a class act, this one.]
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Oh my god, seriously? Dude just drop it, or I swear I'll never stop.
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Is that why you make fun of people you don't know? Because it's funny?
You're despicable.
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If it helps, sometimes I make fun of people that I do know.
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[the sarcasm... is dripping...]
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Yep, a load of ass. And maybe my way of saying that I don't have to explain myself to you.
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Whatever.
Just leave Belthazar alone. [Adra was a grown man and clearly can deal with much worse brats than this one. But Belth...man...that's just asking for trouble]
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He was just the first name I noticed on a list. I don't care enough to mess with him. Cross my heart and hope to die, all that jazz.
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So, are we done here?
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[So yeah if you got nothing else you wanna say Sarah]
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[she winks and unceremoniously hangs up]