Sarah Turner (oc) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
effluent) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
driftfleet2015-12-05 05:12 pm
effluent) wrote in driftfleet2015-12-05 05:12 pm
Entry tags:
♢ 01
Who: Sarah Turner and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Golden
When: 12/06
[as the video flickers on, a blonde teenager stares intently at the camera before she flashes a toothy smile and leans in closer]
Aaaand there we go. Testing, one two-- [she taps the camera twice and grins a little wider as she hears feedback from her own device]
Is it too late for a Wizard of Oz reference? Because we sure are not in Kansas any more. [her left hand reaches up to fiddle with a strand of her wavy blonde hair as she looks up, past the camera]
So tell me if I leave anything out, because here's what I've got figured out so far. We're on Survivor: Space Edition, with just a dab of Star Travel mixed in for flavor. And I'm guessing instead of getting voted off the island, we get jetted off into space? Man, and I thought human reality TV was vicious. Turns out aliens are the real assholes.
[but despite that she laughs a bit at her own joke and turns her full attention back to the screen before she continues]
I guess the meet-and-greet comes next. Hey, I'm Sarah. [she wiggles the fingers of her right hand in a half-hearted wave] Nice to meet you, blah blah blah. While we're on the subject of introductions, I looked through the contestant list, and you guys have some wild names. Special shout out to "Belthazar" and "Adrasteius"... I can't tell if your parents were huge nerds, or if they just hated you.
So! Who all is out there? Don't be shy, I don't bite... much. [aaand yep, she accompanies that with another shit-eating-grin. She'll also be lounging around the Golden's kitchen area... Draped forward on the counter and snacking on her free pudding. Such a class act, this one.]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Golden
When: 12/06
[as the video flickers on, a blonde teenager stares intently at the camera before she flashes a toothy smile and leans in closer]
Aaaand there we go. Testing, one two-- [she taps the camera twice and grins a little wider as she hears feedback from her own device]
Is it too late for a Wizard of Oz reference? Because we sure are not in Kansas any more. [her left hand reaches up to fiddle with a strand of her wavy blonde hair as she looks up, past the camera]
So tell me if I leave anything out, because here's what I've got figured out so far. We're on Survivor: Space Edition, with just a dab of Star Travel mixed in for flavor. And I'm guessing instead of getting voted off the island, we get jetted off into space? Man, and I thought human reality TV was vicious. Turns out aliens are the real assholes.
[but despite that she laughs a bit at her own joke and turns her full attention back to the screen before she continues]
I guess the meet-and-greet comes next. Hey, I'm Sarah. [she wiggles the fingers of her right hand in a half-hearted wave] Nice to meet you, blah blah blah. While we're on the subject of introductions, I looked through the contestant list, and you guys have some wild names. Special shout out to "Belthazar" and "Adrasteius"... I can't tell if your parents were huge nerds, or if they just hated you.
So! Who all is out there? Don't be shy, I don't bite... much. [aaand yep, she accompanies that with another shit-eating-grin. She'll also be lounging around the Golden's kitchen area... Draped forward on the counter and snacking on her free pudding. Such a class act, this one.]
Video
That sounds amazing.
Video
But she's insulting you!!
Video
And that gets a snort.] I'm not paying attention to anyone who's as bad as naming as this. It's not worth my time.
Video
[Huh. Well, he's thankful for that.]
[...Though less thankful that she's making it sound like she's going to be a better person when he much rather be a petty brat at this jerk B( ]
Really? Even if she keeps calling you Twinkie? [COME ON AT LEAST TRIP HER WITH A ROCK FEED MY PETTINESS]
Video
[Really, it sounds amazing to her.]
Video
...Argh! I'm sure there's something!
Video (/quietly thread jacks the thread jack)