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[versusnurture]

Who: ??? (but secretly abigail) (BUT WHO) & you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: P....ossibly but I'm not sure where yet!
When: 12/8, early morning

I can't find a listing of ships counselors. I know they exist, I just need a list. And I need to know which ones are actually reliable. Personal experience rather than conjecture preferred but not requisite.

[And that . . . appears to be all.]

Comments

[versusnurture]

That was totally my theory!!!

[Whoa now Abigail we are discussing kidnapping not Lisa Frank books. Chill.]

lol okay but IN REAL LIFE . . . the most professional of the amateurs.
You've never been? It's not nosy to ask that because I'm anonymous.

[Totally.]

[frigidaire]

i think that's everyone's theory...

[ no they were kidnapped by benevolent aliens who just want to have a little bit of gameshow fun because why the hell not in space? seriously? is this anonymous person for real? ]

whatever makes you feel better, rando.
i went like once. as a kid. i think.
i don't really remember.

[versusnurture]

Nope. Not from what I've seen. A lot of people either believe the story or don't really care enough to think about it because it's better than where they were before.

Never went as a kid. Just an adult. Nominally. It'd be so much worse if some of these people tried to counsel kids though.

[frigidaire]

again a kidnapping ship that has some weird gameshow is better than most places?
people really need to move out of the country then.

its not all its cracked out to be. a pat on the head, a sucker for the journey
then you're right back home in shit land so.
therapy is awesome.

[versusnurture]

I mean, some places have torture as a regular feature. So I kind of get it. People should still be paranoid, though.

That's not how it's supposed to be, but that's how it is a lot of the time, yeah. That or worse. Sometimes people just get into the job so they can fuck with people's heads.

[frigidaire]

being on a space ship reality game show thing is a form of torture, you know. so.

pretty sure thats how it is most of the time but it doesnt matter. pretty sure youre just gonna find some nutjobs on this place. the whole space game show thing and all.

[versusnurture]

It doesn't really have the same punch as the skin being flayed from your muscles, though.

I'm one of the nutjobs. That's why I'm not in the profession. I'd rip my augment out if they put me in that position.

[frigidaire]

wow. okay. whatever's your thing then.

the whole skin peeling thing tells me you are definitely one of the nutjobs. but we're probably all a little weird.

[versusnurture]

i'm not a skin-peeler, i'm a skin-peelee. not the actor, the acted-upon. so far. but don't piss me off, you never know.

[frigidaire]

oh i bet that felt awesome. no wonder you want a therapist.
pretty gross. i mean you could try to peel my skin but you know. don't piss me off. it'd just get weird.