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[goldenglasses]

Who: Vash and all
Broadcast: The Atroma Shopping Network
Action: Planet side
When: Anytime the planet is within range!

The Atroma Shopping Network

[Vash may not catch it, but The Atroma Shopping Network has been selling a few things from his home planet. Namely a few wanted posters with his face on it. Wow, those are a lot of zeros. The broadcaster will smile and talk about how this is an authentic wanted poster from the world of Gunsmoke, or No-man's Land, as some like to call it. See the details of the sand damaged edges? This is just a must have for collectors of western and outlaw memorabilia. As Vash the Stampede may be one of the most dangerous outlaws in the entire galaxy wanted dead or alive for sixty billion double dollars in his planet's currency!

While it's rumored that he's been involved in over 300 incidents of damage and destruction, some of his most famous crimes include: The murder of Count Lebnant Vasques. Causing class G weapon damage. Putting a crater into the planet's fifth moon. And of course the destruction of the major city of July overnight which lead to the death of over a million people. Call in now as supplies are limited!

Anyone is welcome to see this broadcast, but Vash himself has unfortunately missed it. As after he wasn't able to call in to buy a donut maker set he gave up on watching it.]

Planet Side

[Part of the reason Vash missed the broadcast? He's spending just about his WHOLE time planet side. At first just standing memorized by the snow. He's never seen or experienced anything like it before. Hardly even SEEN photos of it before. It's much colder than he though it would be.

Eventually it doesn't take too long before Vash rushes in and starts playing with the snow like a child. At first just grabbing armfuls and tossing it into the air. Kicking it around, flopping around into it, and just laughing at how wet it is. At some point in his play he'll realize the snow can also be packed. Which is bad news for people.

Where you just trying to take a quiet walk? Well TOO BAD. Because Vash has gotten some of the planet's kids in on his play. There are snow forts and the snowballs are flying. So that snowball that just smacked into your back? It totally wasn't thrown by the idiot in a bright red coat, hat, and gloves screaming: OH CRAP and ducking behind a snow fort. Nope. Not at all.

Or a bit of a slower paced snow fun? As Vash will have also discovered the joys of snowman building, although he's not very good at it yet, give him a hand?

And in the evenings he'll eventually drag himself back inside a bar to shiver, drip, and warm up with a strong drink of whiskey or hot chocolate..... spiked with vodka. Join him by the fire?]

Let it snow, Let it snow...

[thespaceopera]

[didn't one of these broadcasts happen only a few days ago? and it's still not occurring on a Friday as it should, but at least it's closer to the mark this time.

a little later than it normally airs, the usual jingle rings out from the speakers, announcing this week's Shuffle. and as the Marsiva finally draws close to leaving the current planet's orbit, the static heralding the broadcast is worst than ever. Diamond is several words into her script before it becomes clear enough to understand.]

--and this week we have another whole slew of new faces! Five of them, to be exact. Isn't that exciting? It's almost as if the Fleet is getting ready for something important, isn't it?

[no background laughter, no sound effects. just Diamond's own little anticipatory hum of glee.]

We've lost a few faces this week, but their places have quickly been filled with new blood. ...I'm sure you all won't mind the switch!

And I do hope that everyone is getting along with their new crewmates, because there are a lot of them. A few of our ships have even hit max capacity! So, you'll have to start migrating to empty ships or upgrade your current one with more room, if it's getting too crowded for you.

...Speaking of getting crowded-- if any of you are thinking of stowing living creatures away on your ship, be sure to refer to the 'pet ownership' section of your contract. A few small, important changes have recently been made, so please make yourself acquainted with them to avoid any unfortunate fines.

And a final note to captains: please make sure that your newest crewmembers know to jettison their sweaters before-- [and returning static eats up the remainder of the message. ...and of course, no contract or any mention of pets can be found anywhere on the network. oops!]

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[twifork]

Who: Ludger Will Kresnik
Broadcast: Open Network
Action: SS Wonderduck
When: December 27th

[Honestly, this guy looks a little dazed. His head and shoulders are still covered in confetti. He is holding the chocolate-flavoured confection dessert cream. But he has found the kitchen, and it's so . . . lacklustre?

A small grunt, and Ludger tucks a letter away into his jacket pocket. He opens various kitchen cabinets. He closes them. He frowns, and his mouth twists a little. He searches through the cooking implements. He gets the food-dispenser to put out some teriyaki soft-solid, samples it, and almost immediately startles back in horror and surprise. The way he moves looks like someone ready to attack the offending object in front of him, except that he realizes he has no swords on his person, so he can't set it on fire.

Well, so much for that. Ludger lets out a long, worn sigh, then picks up his communication device. His eyes widen when he realizes it was on the whole time, but the sight was probably boring anyway. Still, it's time to initiate that dialogue option. There is a serious problem here, and he isn't going to stop feeling lost and dazed until he can fix it.

So he looks into the communication device head-on, expression serious.]

I need to know where to find the ingredients to make tomato soup.

[End transmission.]