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[worththetrouble]

Who: Adam Young
Broadcast: Fleet wide (video post)
Action: Marsiva
When: Today

[The face that appears on screen belongs to a very attractive young man. He grins, as if he hasn't a care in the world, and something about that smile is irredeemably charming.

When he speaks, he has a gentle English accent.]

This is a reality programme then? Do we have a theme song, do you think? Do we get nicknames based on our personalities?

Is one of us the bitchy one? Or the cute one? Or the bad boy?

[He shifts a bit. The smile takes on a more mischievous edge and it seems to bring out dimples in his cheeks. His movement also allows the viewer to see his augment, which is very visible and takes up all of the space behind his ear. Whatever is in his head, they needed a lot of hardware to control it.]

If so, I want to the cute-but-lazy-one-with-dimples. Is that one already taken?

[He looks around, taking in what's around him, and for a moment, something a little dangerous seems to appear in him, though it's just the tail hint of it resting on the edge of his face and tone.]

I have to say, if you're expecting me to be impressed by the fact that reality can be altered so much that I'm here and not home, whoever is behind this has a lot of catching up to do.

[And then whatever that dangerous edge was, it's gone.]

You'll have to contest with my dog, who seems to be quite fond of making my shoes disappear.

Though now I have worry about him, thank you very much. Dog's rubbish without me around to take care of him.

[Now he's rambling, but at least he seems comfortable while doing it.]

Right. Well, I should sign off, as they say. This has been Adam Young, aka The-Cute-But-Lazy-One-With-Dimples.

[And to prove the title is well earned he smiles, flashing those before-mentioned dimples and his perfectly white teeth, before switching off the video.]

Video

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Who: Yuya Sakaki
Broadcast: Fleet-wide video
Action: Marsiva
When: Saturday, May 23

[There's the image of a splayed hand rising away from the camera at first, and then a close-up view of green cargo pants - something's broadcasting from on the floor. The owner of the cargo pants isn't completely visible due to the angle, but there is a salmon-colored T-shirt and a kid's face, leaning over with his nose against one of the Marsiva's viewing windows. If he's aware of the broadcast, he doesn't seem to show it; but then again, he's currently busy being dumbfounded by the view outside right now.]

Space? This isn't...

[He fiddles with what looks like sort of maroon-colored device strapped to his arm, removing a card from a slot and re-inserting it.]

Dimension Mover, acti--huh? Error? Oh, come on, this can't be...where is everyone?

[He turns around to look out at the rest of the deck, seeing other people around but nobody he's looking for. It's again hard to tell for sure from the angle but he seems to shrink back just slightly - that is, until he glances downwards and sees the weird device he's been recording reflecting himself back at him.]

Eh? It's recording me?

[Crap. Shock registers on his face, then panic, and he scrambles to pick up the device and hold it out a foot from his face with one hand, tossing the other out dramatically like he's showing off the view of the stars behind him. His face is more visible now, now a wide-eyed grin that looks slightly forced before melding into something more natural. His voice, on the other hand, takes on a more pronounced and theatrical quality once he starts speaking again.]

Uh--Ladies and gentlemen! Hello! My name is Yuya Sakaki. I don't know whether it's day or night right now, but good day to you all the same! If there's anybody listening who could explain to me where we are, I humbly request your assistance. Thank you!

[There's a little more flailing as he uses his free hand to poke around until the broadcast shuts off, and then it's all mercifully over. For now.]