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[namethefallen]

Who: chara & you
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: Like 6 p.m. or something

you know, i have to say i'm not surprised that such a ruined planet is home to humans. if there's anything they're good at, it's destroying everything they touch with their filthy little fingers.

[ ...hi guys. looks like someone got bored of playing nice with their face attached and has decided to go anonymous to be a snot. ]

i wouldn't bother trying to help fix it. it'll just be ruined again in a few years.

that, or they'll do what they do best and tear each other apart and there will be nothing left. better to leave them to it, or to just rot away.

really, how disgusting.

[ and after all, who would know better than another human? ]

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[mylegacy]

Who: Caesar Zeppeli
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: On the YuckMoon & the Caprine!
When: Throughout the YuckMoon event, up until the dance thingy.

[The likelihood of running across Caesar at any time during the month and finding him not sporting a black eye or a busted lip is incredibly, devastatingly low. The reason for this is not because he's a very bad fighter, or even a middling one. No, he's a great fighter. The fact is that, statistically speaking, he starts so many fights that at some point a stray and/or lucky fist is going to catch him in the eye, the lip, or the jaw.]

[He wears each bruise with remarkable cheer. Not pride, really, but he does seem relaxed on this moon, as disgusting as it is, because he feels welcome and invited to start shit at the drop of a hat, even when he's not actually mad at all. He's absolutely incorrect, but he's chosen to ignore the specifics of this planet's culture in favor of turning around to random strangers in the crowd and inviting them to dance, if they're feeling lucky. By punching them. But, you know, it's a nice gentle punch at first?]

[Who knows: he might just punch YOU.]

[The Law catches up with him eventually, though, and he's stuck in a few rounds of punitive chess matches. Which prompts occasional network outbursts while he's waiting for his opponent to fucking go already and poking at his woefully fading bruises. They usually go something like this:]

CHESS IS GARBAGE

[Or, you know. Similar.]

[When he's not on the surface of the moon, he can be found on the Caprine. For once he's not doing a lot of cooking, since Certain Parties have a monopoly on stress baking this month, but the same Certain Parties are upset about this gross moon, so he's taking the profoundly mature tack of turning the entirety of the bunkroom into a giant pillow fort.]

[You can all fight him about it, honestly.]

(no subject)

[namisan]

Who: Nami and anyone
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bloodsport
When: 16th April

[The broadcast doesn't switch on while Nami is still sleeping, but it does decide to catch the moment when she practically launches off the bed with a banshee screech and then tumbles to the floor blankets and all, a tangle of material and bare limbs flailing in a pathetic heap.]

Luffy, you ass-- I'm the only one who can--

[The only one who can inhale a blanket corner, apparently. 8| Please hold, spluttering. She eventually flips the blanket back to show a mess of orange hair, smoothing it dazedly behind one ear-- and then freezing as she swipes at thin air beneath that.]

Wha hap'-- where's my--

[....]

.....huh?

[Memory might be taking a bit.]

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[Some hours later she'll be back and fully coherent and annoyed.]

I go to sleep for two weeks and we're still in this crappy place? Tell me there's a bright side somewhere. And I guess I owe a bunch of shifts at the bar or something.

Aha. Tell me I still have a job.

(no subject)

[precedented]

Who: Leto + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: N/A
When:

[ The video flickers on to Leto sitting on his bed, kicking his legs briefly. He grins when the video starts recording, pushing himself onto his feet. He tilts his head, that odd bird-like movement he often exhibits. ]

I have heard some interesting things of late, so I thought I'd put the question to you all. When you fall in love, can you only love one person? Can you fall in love with multiple people? Is love something you find yourself stopping after just one?