Apr. 26th, 2016

spontaneouscombustion: ((GASP!))
[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion
Who: Pinkie Pie and YOU, tall non-pony creature!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Waking up on the HS Marsiva
When: April 26, a few hours pre-shuffle

[Holy space guacamole, Batman, this newcomer is PINK! And just coming about a really nice dream about a mountain of ice cream when her eyes flutter open and she mutters sleepily.]

Mmm... hey, where'd the ice cream go? [A few more blinks towards the ceiling... and then she registers something.] Hey, where did the COLOR go?

[In an attempt to investigate this monochrome mystery, she sits up in the cot... and her eyes BUG out wide at the large, white, sterile, mostly empty hospitality deck that's most definitely NOT her flat at Sugarcube Corner.]

Forget the color, where did I go?!

[Her eyes dart around until she sees the REALLY BIG WINDOW! An escape route! And the sky's still black and starry.]

Oh, PHEW, it's still night time! Maybe I can get back before anypony gets too worried!

[She makes to charge at the window, but stops in her tracks a foot away, her eyes wider than ever as she sees there's NOTHING beneath that black. No buildings, no trees, no mountains, no roads, no ground or water or anything at all.]

... SWEET CELESTIA, LUNA, CADANCE, AND TWILIGHT, WHERE DID EVERYTHING GO?!?!?!?!

[I apologize for any damage to auditory organs, particularly to those that are actually ON the Marsiva. If anybody's watching the broadcast or on the Hospitality Deck, mind helping out a tiny, pink pony with no concept of space travel?]
throwsdown: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (small but mighty)
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Who: Takeshi and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: HE'S AT THE MASQUERADE feel free to bug him there!!
When: Night of the party

[During the party, Takeshi makes a very important announcement — while dressed in his very snazzy suit of course.

Glasses count as a mask, right? Right. Just ask Superman.]




[There's a roar of activity around him, and everyone looks like GIANT HUMANOID TREES all around him because he's a goddamn shorty.]

Hi, guys!

I heard people got... dates for the party — but I was worried that some people were kinda shy or they missed getting a date. But it's okay! I decided I was gonna help everyone, 'cus everyone deserves to have a good time and get to have a date to dance with and stuff! I'm not a real good dancer... cus I'm... real short... But!!!

But everyone that doesn't got a date...

[He poses, flexing his arms.]

I'll be everybody's date!!

That's like the buddy system, right? I was told the buddy system's important. Friends can be dates! And I'm everyone's friend, because we're all on a team together... I can't drink beer for probably another bajillion years when I'm really old, and I'm not allowed to get any for my dates like a gentleman 'cus they turned me around and walked me away when I tried, but....

I can get you some cheese snacks!

... And I can open the door for you. And we can play Go Fish.

[But I don't want any girlfriends, okay! I still got a lot to think about before I can have girlfriends.

Sorry to be such a heartbreaker, duh.]

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