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Apr. 8th, 2017 12:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Who: Theon Greyjoy
Broadcast:Video
Action: Closed action with Jaime Lannister on the Iskaulit
When: Now is good
[ First thing’s first, a few lines of text flash onto the screen: ]
Theon Greyjoy lost his teeth in a teeth-whitening accident.
Theon Greyjoy bleaches his hair.
Theon Greyjoy is neither grey nor joyful.
[ Not long after, Theon himself appears on screen, white-haired and smirking. Clearly, he hasn’t taken this to heart. At long last, he’s learned to roll with the punches—in this case, at least. There’s no real point in getting upset about this. ]
That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in months. And all of it is completely true. Oh, and to whoever it was that felt I was in need of these—
[ He holds up a box of whitening strips. He has hundreds of them now, thanks to an unneeded sponsor drop. ]
Thank you. I’m almost certain I’ll need them desperately.
[ He flashes an open-mouthed grin to show his broken teeth, just to make a point. ]
( this bit is closed action )
Broadcast:Video
Action: Closed action with Jaime Lannister on the Iskaulit
When: Now is good
[ First thing’s first, a few lines of text flash onto the screen: ]
Theon Greyjoy lost his teeth in a teeth-whitening accident.
Theon Greyjoy bleaches his hair.
Theon Greyjoy is neither grey nor joyful.
[ Not long after, Theon himself appears on screen, white-haired and smirking. Clearly, he hasn’t taken this to heart. At long last, he’s learned to roll with the punches—in this case, at least. There’s no real point in getting upset about this. ]
That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in months. And all of it is completely true. Oh, and to whoever it was that felt I was in need of these—
[ He holds up a box of whitening strips. He has hundreds of them now, thanks to an unneeded sponsor drop. ]
Thank you. I’m almost certain I’ll need them desperately.
[ He flashes an open-mouthed grin to show his broken teeth, just to make a point. ]