Chapter Three [Video]

[thebestseller]

Who: Richard Castle and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Planetside or on the Windrose, if need be
When: December 23rd

[Anybody who ran into Castle planetside before December 23rd could find him doing a few things- browsing the local wares, exploring the salt mines, and going in and out of hunting and camping gear stores.

He was looking for something- and finally he found it, dragging a lengthy pole back to the Windrose and proudly setting it up in the cargo bay.

Once it was done, his cheery windblown face could be seen giving a thumbs-up to the camera.]

Happy Festivus!

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[thebestseller]

Glad you think so- and it won't be here long, since Festivus is just the one day. Maybe afterward I can attach a pine bough to it with a single sad, red ornament and recite a speech about the true meaning of Christmas to give it that Charlie Brown kind of atmosphere.

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[unbearablynaive]

[Oh, he knows that one.] We can all hum "O Christmas Tree" while you make a speech. It should be enjoyable.

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[thebestseller]

And then we can have our Christmas dinner of flavored protein. God bless us, every one.

[unbearablynaive]

Perhaps they will release a special edition turkey flavor for the occasion.

[thebestseller]

And some Christmas cake-flavored gel for dessert. You know, really spoil us.

[unbearablynaive]

[He shakes his head, still amused.]

We can only hope.

[thebestseller]

Personally, I've lowered my expectations to the very bottom, so I can be surprised when they're actually decent to us.